Monday, February 28, 2011

She's "Sad," Alright: Sick Cali Cougar Mom Faces 5 Years in the Freezer for Dating & Having Sex w/ Daughter's 14-Year-Old Boyfriend & Another Boy...






"Sad" in more ways than one. Here's what I don't get about some of these cougar dames:

If you have some perverted desire to get it on with much younger men, then I guess knock yourself out. And if it must be a teenager, then hit on someone who's 18 or 19. But why would you feel the need to go after someone who's underage? That's deranged and criminal.

And that's exactly what we have in the case of 42-year-old Livermore, California, soccer mom Christine Hubbs (pictured variously above). She's just plead no contest to having sex with two 14-year-old boys – one of them the boyfriend of her own daughter! (Link to full story at bottom). And now she's facing up to 5 years in the hoosegow.

Hubbs' no contest plea means that she does not contest one count of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor and three counts of a lewd act on a child. Hubbs reportedly copped the plea in order to avoid a lot more time in the can since prosecutors, in exchange, dropped sixty-three felony sex charges.

But if you think that Hubbs got off too lightly – and she certainly did, and much more lightly than a man charged with the same crimes would have – consider this: In addition to likely having to be on parole for 10 years after her time in the ice house, Hubbs will be required to register as a sex offender for the rest of her little-boy-lovin' days.

Not only that -- she's also not going to be around too many teenage boys in the joint or likely for a long time to come. Put it all together: Her life's ruined, just like – perhaps – the teen kids she was banging, since doing the dirty deed with 40-year-old broads can't be any good for their mental health going forward.

In addition to being sick in the head, Hubbs also wasn't exactly the sharpest mom in the minivan. Cops says the piece of meat that broke the cougar's back was a nude photo of herself that she sexted to one of the 14-year-old boys. The boy's mama found the racey pic, and Hubbs' sick little show was all but over right then and there.

Cops also say that Hubbs' sexual encounters with these kids were not isolated incidents, but instead occurred over and over and over again throughout the course of over two years.

And it sounds like Hubbs was bangin' these boys from one side of Alameda County to the other. Cops say she would get it on just about anywhere, including in her own car and in cheap motels. (No word yet whether any of Hubbs' "good times" went down in a public $hithouse, although that would seem par for the course).

Cops also say Hubbs would try to keep these kids happy by lavishing them with dough and gifts – when they weren't having sex, that is. Put those costs together with time in the joint and perpetual sex offender registration, and I think you'd have to say this was one of the more expensive cougar affairs in recent memory.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20036469-504083.html?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.6