Earlier this week it was a Hot Pocket, and now it's a box of Girl Scout cookies that turned a 31-year-old Florida woman into a rabid animal (allegedly) (link to full story at bottom).Her name is Hersha Howard (pictured immediately above), and she apparently really likes her Thin Mints! Howard woke up one recent morning, reportedly famished. So she made her way to the kitchen to get at her Thin Mints (what else are you gonna eat for breakfast, after all?). And that's when the dough really hit the oven!
No Thin Mints! Gone like a plate of cookies on Sesame Street. So Howard reportedly stormed into her roommate's room, woke her up, and accused the roommate (Jasmin Wanke) of misappropriating the Thin Mints for the roommate’s own tasty pleasure.
But the roommate denied the charge, saying she actually fed the cookies to Howard's kids after they woke up hungry at 1:00 in the morning. The roommate even offered to pay Howard 10 bucks for the $3.50-per-box cookies. But nothin' doing on that front!
Instead, Howard allegedly went ape and turned into a real-life cookie monster. First she reportedly grabbed a pair of scissors and chased the roommate down the stairs. Once there, Howard allegedly spied an even better potential weapon – a board – and therefore abandoned the scissors.
Cops say that Howard used to board to clock the roommate one right in the kisser. When the roommate tried to escape into the kitchen, Howard allegedly took to biting the roommate right on the boob!
But business was just picking up at this point. After her little breast brunch, Howard reportedly resumed hitting the roommate, who then fled outside the home. But that didn't stop Howard (allegedly)!
Cops say that outside, Howard picked up a big sign (not clear whether it was a real estate or a street sign) and started pounding the roommate with that baby! Just like "Original Gangsta" New Jack in a hardcore wrestling match (sans the guitar)! Cops soon arrived and busted Howard, charging her with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and aggravated battery.
They also hauled this cookie monster off to the hoosegow, where reportedly "Thin Mints were not served." No word yet whether during this alleged board-and-sign beatdown, Howard ever uttered the famous words, "That’s just the way the cookie crumbles!"
http://www.digitaljournal.com/print/article/303966
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20035801-504083.html?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.6
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