Friday, February 25, 2011

The Last Straw for CBS? Charlie Sheen's TV Show's in Jeopardy as He Returns to Porn Hound on "Adult Vacation" with Porn Star, Ex-Wife & Girlfriend!




Today brings the news that CBS has "pulled the plug" on the current season of Charlie Sheen's highly rated sitcom "Two and a Half Men" – although the door is still reportedly left open for the series to return for a new season in the future (first link at bottom).

The show is obviously in jeopardy of complete cancellation, and I'm left to wonder, what was the final straw? It certainly didn't help that Sheen over the past day, on TMZ.com, challenged his show's creator Chuck Lorre "to a fight, calling him 'a stupid, stupid little man and a pussy punk that I would never want to be like.'" (Second link at bottom).

But let's not downplay the other Sheen news of the past day and its potential impact on CBS' current decision: While Sheen's supposed to be "rehabbing" at home, he's instead reportedly off on a "tropical adult vacation" with 23-year-old porn star Bree Olson, ex-wife Brooke Mueller and 24-year-old girlfriend Natalie "Natty Baby" Kenly (a pot magazine model) all "in tow." (Third link at bottom).

Talk about an oddball threesome (or foursome, if Charlie joins them)! Fresh off his recent and now-notorious 36-hour "sex, drug and booze bender" with multiple female porn stars (all in their late teens or early 20's), Sheen appears ready to let another bender (errr, the good times) roll! According to a source "close" to Sheen:

"Charlie is back to his old self – and that’s not a good thing. So much for rehab at home. He took off with the girls on Wednesday."

His motley crew of counterparts includes the young porn star Bree (the first lady pictured above), who's previously been described as a "girlfriend" of Sheen. Her list of porn titles includes such memorable cinema efforts as Big Screw Review, Rack By Popular Demand 3, Long Don Black Kong, and Lord of Asses.

And while I can see Bree and Kenly (second lady above; a.k.a. "The Pot Queen") agreeing to go along on such an excursion with Sheen, how completely weird is it for an ex-wife such as Mueller (third lady above) to be in on this thing! The grotesque group reportedly flew on Wednesday to a "private island near the Bahamas on his private jet."

What's more, the ink's not even dry on Sheen and Mueller's divorce, but Mueller has also reportedly moved back in to Sheen's mansion (which he's previously referred to as his "sex palace").

As for Bree, she indicated on Twitter Tuesday that she very much looking forward to spending a little "quality" time with Sheen in the tropical paradise.

Tweeted Bree: "Going to a tropical wonder for a little while to relax with friends. :) Minimal tweets so hold tight! Be home soon babies!"

How about Bree's comment telling everyone to just "hold tight"? Yeah. I'll personally be waiting with bated breath for the porn star’s next tweet. Or not.

And what gives with the "babies" blast? Who the hell does she think she's talking to? Maybe that's some odd form of porn smack talk towards another Sheen porn girlfriend – 22-year-old Kacey Jordan – who's now knocked up ("with child," as King Henry VIII might say) in the wake of the aforementioned 36-hour bender?

http://www.deadline.com/2011/02/cbs-and-warner-bros-pull-the-plug-on-two-and-a-half-men-for-this-season/

7 comments:

  1. Postscript: I was VERY surprised to see Sheen's story headlining the right-wing Drudge Report tonight! Yes, Sheen's ongoing saga is a matter of great general interest, as evidenced by the fact that I've followed it closely. But it seems very much at odds with Drudge's typical theme of berating the left-wingers, with a small touch of pop culture thrown in for good measure. And the apparent nature of Drudge being outside his element by headlining with this story is only illustrated by the actual wording of his headline, "Sheen Wacked". What a major league typo that's been atop his board for a few hours now! Any fool would spot that and know that it should read, "Sheen Whacked". Busted!

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  2. OH MY GOD! Right after I posted the above comment, Drudge edited his post to say "Whacked". What a right-wing dork. Not cool. He needs to leave the coolness to me. Because he ain't got any.

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  3. I commented further on Drudge's embarrassing typo tonight on Tigerboard.com:

    http://www.tigerboard.com/boards/missouri-tigers.php?message=8364111

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  4. Why are these women clamoring to be with Sheen?? Shouldn't they be afraid of the multitude of possible STDs they could get? I mean, a condom can only do so much, ya know? I know he's got money and all, but gimme a break.....

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  5. I've read that he tends to misprepresent himself with claims that he's an A-Lister. He may have been at one time, but that's been a long time ago.

    This week he also did a rambling, largely incoherent interview with an LA radio station. During the interview, the only thing to which he would admit being addicted was "winning." Listening to portions of that interview, I think the guy's mentally ill.

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  6. He's definitely got a few wires loose, no doubt. I think the ladies must be thinking they can get him jacked up on dope & booze and just rob him or something....OR, they just like to see themselves in the news even if it's not in a good way. I'll just hang out here and be really boring...not that he'd have anything to do with me anyway...listen to me, Miss America! ha!

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  7. Another thing is that a lot of these women he's dated are in porn and/or are hookers. They are people who make a living out of having sex for money. People like that would have sex with anyone just so long as the price is right. Maybe that's why a sick freak like Sheen gravitates to those types of ladies: It's a form of desperation.

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