This time her name is Kacey Jordan (pictures above and on left). At age 22, she's a Texas girl (with a subtle Lady Gaga-thing going) who's less than half Charlie Sheen's age – literally (he's 45).Kacey's told TMZ that prior to Sheen's hospitalization this week for a stomach hernia (and his entry into rehab this weekend), the "Two and a Half Men" star "partied all night" with her, a "briefcase full of cocaine" and a "bevy of other women" (first two links at bottom).
According to Kacey’s "blow-by-blow account," this marathon porn-and-cokefest went on for some 36 hours! Two words: BEN-DER.
But the festivities reportedly came crashing to an abrupt end when Sheen started complaining of severe abdominal pains and had to be rushed to the ER at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in LA. The 911 call came at 6:30 a.m. This weekend Sheen is in rehab and his TV show is on hiatus.
Recently in this space, I profiled one of Sheen's other porn babes – the 23-year-old Bree Olson (third link at bottom). Bree and Kacey have starred in at least one porn flick together, although on the whole Bree has been a much busier pornstress over her short career (about one porno per week, in contrast to Kacey's one per month).
But according to IMDb (final link at bottom), Kacey's porn "filmography" is nothing to sleaze at. All in all, Kacey’s "racked up" nearly three dozen porn titles in less than four years.
From among her titles that are repeatable in a family blog like this one, here's an alphabetical list of 10 of Kacey's top titles (and no, I am not personally familiar with any of them):
1. Barely 18 38 (co-starring Kelly Skyline & Mickey Butders). [I asked around, and this one is reportedly better than the first 20 sequels, but still doesn’t stack up to 24, 29, 33 & 36].
2. The Chloroform Solution to Knotty Problem! (co-starring Diana Doll & Sandy Sweet).
3. Don’t Let Daddy Know 4 (co-starring Mark Wood).
4. Double Vision 2 (co-starring Erik Everhard).
5. It’s a Mommy Thing! 3 (co-starring Beverly Hills)
6. Naughty Book Worms 11 (co-starring Alexis Texas)
7. Not the Bradys XXX 2: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! (Kacey plays "Cindy Brady," which is so wrong). [The Beastie Boys' old lyric about "Sam the Butcher bringing Alice the meat" apparently plays out in this film, as legendary porn actor Ron Jeremy (pictured in third photo above) is credited with playing the role of "Sam the Butcher."]
8. She’s Half My Age 4 (co-starring Joe Blow & Mike Hash). [This film would have been perfect for Sheen himself to star in, but apparently the casting nod went to the more-seasoned porn performers, Blow & Hash.]
9. 69 Bree Street (co-starring the aforementioned Sheen porn babe, Bree Olson).
10. They Tied Me Topless (the all-lady cast includes co-stars Jana Cova, Karlie Montana & Maya Gates).
BTW, I have a friend who has misplaced his copies of Barely 18 22, Barely 18 35 and Naughty Book Worms 9. I you happen to be looking to unload any of those titles, shoot me a line (and I ain’t talkin’ from a briefcase a’ blow).
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20029884-504083.html?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.6
http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/27/charlie-sheen-hospitalized-porn-star-kacey-jordan-video-account-recap-party-cocaine-blow-xxx/
http://independentrage.blogspot.com/2011/01/jeezal-peezal-charlie-sheens-new.html
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2849813/maindetails
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Postscript -- Regarding the fourth picture, the one with the dude with his hand over Kacey's mouth: Be very glad I cropped off the bottom half of that picture. I'll leave it at that.
ReplyDeleteA few more thoughts occurred to me tonight: I do love to make fun of Charlie Sheen and the porn world, and I am the antithesis of a social conservative. That said, I hate that so many young women get into that rotten industry. If you look at my final Kacey picture (the small one that I put to the left of my opening text), she's a very pretty young lady. You can't tell me that she couldn't have found a better calling than as a pornstress (sorry Jeeves for the double negative). And truth be told, Kacey is a porn success story, relatively speaking. How many young ladies have been totally chewed up and spat out by that industry, after perhaps one or just a few "films"? And what do those ladies get for their efforts? A few hundred bucks and their face permanently etched in porn film from here to eternity. So yes, I do make fun. But the big picture doesn't escape me either.
ReplyDeleteI would just like to know how Charlie Sheen still has a johnson?? Shouldn't it have fallen off by now what with all the STD's he's surely contracted over the years.....AND, he's still pro-creating for pete's sake?! Seriously, I think it should be shriveled up and dead by now.
ReplyDeleteShrinkage, like on "The Hamptons" episode (that was TBS-W earlier tonight)! But Sheen seems just to be a total freak of nature. No mountains of blow nor any amount of hooker and porn star "love" can seem to phase him or his tallywacker! Tomorrow I have more Sheen coming as my main blog post. He's the gift that just keeps giving, all year long, as that famous squatter Randy Quaid might say!
ReplyDeleteI honestly and truly can't believe he's still alive...he is a freak of nature! A lesser man would be dead by now, either via overdose or AIDS. I feel sorry for his 4 young kids...he needs to get his sh!t together and not lose his job b/c he's got a LOT of child support to pay!
ReplyDeleteHe has 4? I thought it was 2. But I really pay no attention to him except when he does something stupid. His dad Martin is considering trying to become a sort of legal guardian for Charlie, as if he was 10 years old. I think that's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteYep, he got married again after splitting with Denise Richards and now has twin boys, Bob and Max who are maybe 2 years old? Maybe younger. I hope Martin encourages him to get a vasectomy too =)
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