This time her name is Kacey Jordan (pictures above and on left). At age 22, she's a Texas girl (with a subtle Lady Gaga-thing going) who's less than half Charlie Sheen's age – literally (he's 45).Kacey's told TMZ that prior to Sheen's hospitalization this week for a stomach hernia (and his entry into rehab this weekend), the "Two and a Half Men" star "partied all night" with her, a "briefcase full of cocaine" and a "bevy of other women" (first two links at bottom).
According to Kacey’s "blow-by-blow account," this marathon porn-and-cokefest went on for some 36 hours! Two words: BEN-DER.
But the festivities reportedly came crashing to an abrupt end when Sheen started complaining of severe abdominal pains and had to be rushed to the ER at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in LA. The 911 call came at 6:30 a.m. This weekend Sheen is in rehab and his TV show is on hiatus.
Recently in this space, I profiled one of Sheen's other porn babes – the 23-year-old Bree Olson (third link at bottom). Bree and Kacey have starred in at least one porn flick together, although on the whole Bree has been a much busier pornstress over her short career (about one porno per week, in contrast to Kacey's one per month).
But according to IMDb (final link at bottom), Kacey's porn "filmography" is nothing to sleaze at. All in all, Kacey’s "racked up" nearly three dozen porn titles in less than four years.
From among her titles that are repeatable in a family blog like this one, here's an alphabetical list of 10 of Kacey's top titles (and no, I am not personally familiar with any of them):
1. Barely 18 38 (co-starring Kelly Skyline & Mickey Butders). [I asked around, and this one is reportedly better than the first 20 sequels, but still doesn’t stack up to 24, 29, 33 & 36].
2. The Chloroform Solution to Knotty Problem! (co-starring Diana Doll & Sandy Sweet).
3. Don’t Let Daddy Know 4 (co-starring Mark Wood).
4. Double Vision 2 (co-starring Erik Everhard).
5. It’s a Mommy Thing! 3 (co-starring Beverly Hills)
6. Naughty Book Worms 11 (co-starring Alexis Texas)
7. Not the Bradys XXX 2: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! (Kacey plays "Cindy Brady," which is so wrong). [The Beastie Boys' old lyric about "Sam the Butcher bringing Alice the meat" apparently plays out in this film, as legendary porn actor Ron Jeremy (pictured in third photo above) is credited with playing the role of "Sam the Butcher."]
8. She’s Half My Age 4 (co-starring Joe Blow & Mike Hash). [This film would have been perfect for Sheen himself to star in, but apparently the casting nod went to the more-seasoned porn performers, Blow & Hash.]
9. 69 Bree Street (co-starring the aforementioned Sheen porn babe, Bree Olson).
10. They Tied Me Topless (the all-lady cast includes co-stars Jana Cova, Karlie Montana & Maya Gates).
BTW, I have a friend who has misplaced his copies of Barely 18 22, Barely 18 35 and Naughty Book Worms 9. I you happen to be looking to unload any of those titles, shoot me a line (and I ain’t talkin’ from a briefcase a’ blow).
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20029884-504083.html?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.6
http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/27/charlie-sheen-hospitalized-porn-star-kacey-jordan-video-account-recap-party-cocaine-blow-xxx/
http://independentrage.blogspot.com/2011/01/jeezal-peezal-charlie-sheens-new.html
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2849813/maindetails
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