
Saturday, October 31, 2009
The White House Hypocrisy Train Rolls On! If You're a Media Outlet That Disagrees With Us, We Attack! But If You're With Us, WELCOME ABOARD!

Thursday, October 29, 2009
Just In Time For Halloween! The 2000 Page Monster.

“(a) Outpatient Hospitals – (1) In General – Section 1833(t)(3)(C)(iv) of the Social Security Act (42 U.S.C. 1395(t)(3)(C)(iv)) is amended – (A) in the first sentence – (i) by inserting “(which is subject to the productivity adjustment described in subclause (II) of such section)” after “1886(b)(3)(B)(iii); and (ii) by inserting “(but not below 0)” after “reduced”; and (B) in the second sentence, by inserting “and which is subject, beginning with 2010 to the productivity adjustment described in section 1886(b)(3)(B)(iii)(II)”.
By the way, I took just a few minutes today to look up the page lengths on a few other pieces of important law and legislation from the past and present, which really does help to put into perspective just how completely absurd a 2000-page health care bill really is (unless the goal is to hide a lot of the things included within the bill):
-The Declaration of Independence: 3 Pages.
-The U.S. Constitution, as ratified in 1789: 23 Pages.
-Title 28 to the U.S. Code, which includes 100's of individual statutes governing the federal judicial branch and the federal court system: Approximately 600 pages.
-The first 155 Chapters of Missouri's statutory code, which includes 100's if not 1000's of individual statutes on myriad different topics and comprises approximately one-fourth of Missouri's entire statutory code: Approximately 1500 pages.
I can't imagine sitting down and fully digesting and understanding all of Title 28 in less than a month, and it would probably take longer. And the first 155 Chapters of the Missouri statutes? Months. But these house members are going to understand the 2000-page monster within the next 10 days or so? One word: Please.
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1009/28904.html
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Jon Gosselin Poised to Date The Octomom? You Gotta Be Kiddin' Me!


But alas, a potential fly in the ointment: Jon is reportedly a bit "creeped out" about dating The Octomom -- not by The Octomom herself, mind you -- but rather by the possibility that if they hit it off and decide to tie the knot, he would suddenly have 22 kids. Well, yeah, I can see where that might be a bit off-putting to some dudes. But it would make for some wonderful holiday gatherings. For example, they could start a tradition of an annual Thanksgiving football game between the kids since they'd have enough to field two complete teams. Jon & The Octomom could coach one team, and Kate Gosselin the other. Stick it on TLC, bring in a professional broadcast team, hire a few celebrity refs -- and instant ratings, baby! (And BTW, Kids: Never smoke cigarettes.)
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
I Always Thought Calling Someone a "Whore" Was Inappropriate Regardless of What You Meant By It. Guess That's Just My Naivete Shining Through?

"See it's right here in the American Heritage Dictionary, right there under 'whore.' See, under 'whore,' Definition # 2? It says, 'a person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.' There you have it! The good congressman didn't mean to call Robertson a street-walker. He didn't mean to impugn her character. This wasn't meant as a personal attack. He merely meant that she's a whore in the sense that she has no dignity, principles or conviction whatsoever after she flushed all of that away for her own personal benefit and success. There's nothing more to it than that. Alan should now be exonerated. Just a big misunderstanding. You folks have a good one!"
So. Let me get this straight: As long as you didn't intend to literally refer to someone as a lady of the night, it's perfectly OK to call her a "whore" if what you really meant is that she's an unprincipled fink? A distinction without much of any real difference, perhaps?
And, BTW, what's next out of Grayson? A homophobic F-bomb explained away with the British slang for cigarette? A "jackass" blast backed only with the intention of calling someone "a large eared mammal known for its stubbornness"? A "brown shirt" characterization grounded in the aim of complimenting someone on their attire? Keep that dictionary handy, I guess!
Finally, and just to clarify for the record, when I call Grayson a loon, I don't mean that he's a water fowl native to certain parts of the Northern Hemisphere. And when I call him a goof, I don't mean that he's a computer game error. Nope. Only Definition #1's are good enough for this guy.
So If Harry Reid's Health Care Bill Passing Committee with an "Opt Out" Provision Is Really Such a "Bombshell," Why Can't We Read It?

Well, simple, of course: Because it would then be exposed to the ridicule and great marketplace of ideas that has always been the hallmark of our great country, and therefore the far left-controlled dems absolutely eschew such openness. I've said before, folks, these are dangerous times for the country as we know it, and we're seeing more of that play out today. But regardless, it would appear that there's a good chance that the "opt out" is pure subterfuge, anyway, reading between the lines. Bob Beckel (a well-connected liberal whom I respect and whom I think is usually honest in his proclamations) on FoxNews tonight indicated that deals have been struck in far back rooms of congress, and he predicted that the way this will go down is that the "opt out" will be effectively eliminated by a last-minute amendment from (allegedly, although I think it's pretty accurate) left-wing GOP senator Snowe that will inject a so-called "trigger" into the final bill that the senate will pass -- all apparently in an effort to confuse the populace even more. That is, we will be struggling to figure out what the "opt out" means in the first place without being able to read it, and then suddenly we'll get a last-minute bait-and-switch into a "trigger" (which likewise we'll never be allowed to read) that will pass the senate based on back-room deals made, then only to be rubber-stamped into law, in all likelihood, by the radical-left-controlled house . It's a chain of events that wouldn't surprise me at all. These leftists control everything in our federal government, folks -- if you really ever thought they wouldn't ram something through, then you were probably a bit naive.
Monday, October 26, 2009
FORE!

Friday, October 23, 2009
Pelosi Pushes for a "Robust Public Option." Say what?

Thursday, October 22, 2009
They'll Be Boozin' in the Street, With Their Panties at Their Feet.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Ouch. Bad News Today for Republicans. But Is It Any Better For Dems?

But, as posited at the top, are things really much better for the dems? I notice that current Rasmussen polling still has Obama's job disapproval rating at around 47%. The poll numbers for the democrat-controlled Congress are abysmal. It gets back to a point that I've made several times in this space in recent months: While Obama & The Dems' poll numbers aren't very good, that has not meant that the repubs are picking up any significant degree of new support nationwide. As I've discusssed, this might just be the so-called "perfect storm" from which a slew of non-liberal dems, non-conservative repubs, and Independents may be able to win elected office in the next few years running as either Independents or third party candidates. I think it's in the wind. I just hope that wind keeps a blowin'.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
"I'll Have a Diet Coke With That": The Top 10 Worst Fast Food Items You Can Place Into Your Piehole.


And these are just the worst examples that I'm currently aware of! (The numbers following each item denote Fat Grams/Calories/Carb Grams):
10. Pizza Hut: 6-inch Veggie Lovers Personal Pan Pizza. Since it's "veggie," it must be healthy, right? Wrong. (35/960/118)
9. Burger King: Double Whopper w/ Cheese. I think I'll "have it my way" and never order this item. (64/980/49)
8. Taco Bell: Chipotle Steak Fully Loaded Taco Salad. Fully loaded with what? Lard? (59/950/76)
7. Sonic: SuperSonic Cheeseburger w/ mayo. Add on a large Fritos chili cheese pie, and double your pleasure! (The sandwich only: 64/980/58)
6. Subway: Spicy Italian Footlong. Eat Fresh, and therefore eat something other than this. (64/1044/40)
5. McDonald's: "Deluxe Breakfast". Can you think of a more deluxe way to start your day? I can. (60/1150/116)
4. Wendy's: Bacon Deluxe Triple Burger. More like Bacon Deluxe Triple Bypass. (71/1140/47)
3. Steak 'n Shake: "Frisco Melt". SNS is celebrating its 75th year. Eat this sandwich regularly, and you'll never reach yours. (93/1173/43)
2. Hardees: 2/3 Pound Monster Thickburger. I'd rather eat a Monster Truck. (95/1320/46)
1. Captain D's: "Catfish Feast". Feast your way right to an early grave. (141/1990/46)
Now, most of these restaurants do offer much healthier alternatives, and so I'm not going to bag on them too much. But some of those numbers above are just mind-numbing. But I guess you can always tell them to hold the mayo, right?
Good to See That An Obama Administration Priority Over Making a Decision on Afghanistan Is a Choreographed Attack on a News Organization.


Read below about how the Obama administration has put a priority in time and resources recently on attacking FoxNews and sending out the clowns (such as Axelrod and Emanuel, pictured above) to do the bidding (link below). "Not a real news organization" seems to be the theme and talking point of these people in reference to FoxNews. On their face, I agree with their comments: FoxNews is slanted to the right and, as a journalistic organization, should absolutely not be and should be ashamed of itself. But the utter gal and disingenuousness of these people to complain about FoxNews, when they have the overwelming majority of the national media (which is left-slanted) in their back pocket is purely slimey and, frankly, insulting to my intelligence. It's indicative of the "we want it all, we want everything" mentality of Obama & The Dems, as noted in this space previously: They completely control the federal government at the moment, and they have almost all of the national media onboard with them, but that's not enough for them. Sorry, but that kind of thinking smacks of an authoritarian-leaning outlook which I'm very much concerned about and which I very much fear from this current regime. But that aside, I must comment: When I was a young journalism student at the oldest and greatest journalism school in the country -- The University of Missouri-Columbia -- I was very much instilled with the spirit and belief that it was the job of the press and media (as the so-called "Fourth Estate") to incessantly keep an eye on the powers-that-be, to keep a close eye on the government officials who wield so much power over us, regardless of their party affiliation. Where has American journalism gone so utterly wrong?! At least on the national level, it's all slanted one way or the other, including FOXNEWS. That's not journalism, it's pure advocacy. And bottom line: What I see on a daily basis from these national news organizations makes me sick. OK, I'm done ranting & raving for one night, and I leave you in peace. ;)
Monday, October 19, 2009
It Seems Very Clear to Me Why Obama Keeps Stalling on Adopting an Afghanistan Stategy. In a Word: Politics (What Else?).


Sunday, October 18, 2009
I Called This Shot the Day of the Balloon Boy Debacle...


Friday, October 16, 2009
"I AM NOT A SLUT!"


...says Meghan McCain (link below) in her best Richard M. Nixon impersonation. Apparently the above picture that McCain posted this week on Twitter has been raisin' quite the ruckus. But why? People need to loosen up. It reminds of the Super Bowl that I believe involved the Steelers and Seattle. Everyone went absolutely ape**** over Janet Jackson's nipple popping out, but no one had any problem with some of the extremely crude and tasteless commercials that aired during that broadcast, nor did anyone care about the rather pathetic taunting the Steelers were aiming at their opponents once the game was in hand. But I digress. And BTW -- If the McCain pic above offends you, be sure to scroll down to my Ladies Panel on the right side.
Idiot of the Year Nomination!

It goes to the Dad, and for that matter the Mom, of the 6-year-old who was supposedly flying over Colorado today as the nation watched and prayed for a safe outcome. Best case scenario: That this story is actually bona fide on its face -- meaning that Mom and Dad just happened to have a makeshift hot air balloon tethered in their backyard to which kiddos had unfettered access, such that situations like that which was presented could conceivably occur: Kiddo untethers the line, gets in the balloon, and heads for the moon -- even though he was told not to do that. That's the best case scenario -- and even that draws into question the competency of these parents to be caring for minor children. BUT HERE's the thing: I think that's a huge farce. Here we have a family that has recently appeared on a reality television show, so they come into this whole equation with a certain mindset. And then all of a sudden, we have an event that captivates the nation's attention, allegedly because the parents just happened to have a hot air balloon available in their backyard that the kids were told to stay away from?!? Smacks of the biggest and most idiotic publicity stunt since, well, I e-mailed the White House and told them to take note of me for having "fishy" opinions. Bottom line: Either these are the two worst parents in the country OR they totally orchestrated this event for the publicity. I suspect it's the latter, but either way it's rather sickening.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
The Best TV Segment I've Seen in Awhile!


Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Rest in Peace, Captain Lou.


Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Let the Civil War Begin.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1009/28256.html
Monday, October 12, 2009
Hilarious Utterance by Hannity Tonight.


Sunday, October 11, 2009
Sounds Like the Organized Aspect of the "Tea Party Movement" Has Just As Small of a Tent as the Republican Party From Which It Claims to be Separate.

Saturday, October 10, 2009
An Incredibly Outrageous, Hypocritical & Blinded Statement By Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill.

First a preface: Ma'am, you're correct that republicans did act outrageously when they were giddy about Obama's Olympics failure and when they exploded into a venemous frenzy (as I described it yesterday in this space) of outrage over Obama's absurd, yet unsolicited Nobel Peace Prize award. However, as a member of the democratic party, where in the you-know-what do you get off accusing anyone of living in an "alternative universe" or of lashing out at people who disagree? Ma'am, we just spent an entire summer in which members of your party used rhetoric conjuring up images of nazis, right-wing extremists and racists to describe anyone who disagreed with Obama & The Dems' health care reform desires, sweeping into their vile allegations all of the many Independent, non-liberal and non-conservative throngs who attended the town hall meetings. Ma'am, your party acted just as disgracefully, over and over and over again last summer, as republicans on their worst day. You are either completely blinded by political persuasion and ideology or you are completely disingenuous. Either way, you're out of touch, and your statement above is disgraceful given the conduct of your party last summer.
Keep an Eye Out for a Hot New 2010 Series Called THE CHILLI PROJECT on VH1...

Friday, October 9, 2009
I Guess All the Vague Apologies for Past American Transgressions At Least Bought Him One Thing.

Thursday, October 8, 2009
Another Day, Another Example of the Tiny Little Tents Which House the Republican & Democratic Parties.

Today's example comes from the Empire State, where New York conservatives are beating up one of their moderate fellow republicans (link below). This sort of thing, to me, always begs the question of why someone who is non-liberal or non-conservative would ever want to join either one of these two parties in the first place? Especially since the two parties are completely controlled by their extremes and have no place for you if you are not a part of that extreme. It also speaks to the need for Independents, non-conservatives and non-liberals to start uniting with a view towards running viable independent and/or third party candidates for elected office. The climate in the country right now is perfect for this to start occurring (dems continue to lose popularity, while repubs aren't exactly making huge popularity gains). It continues to be a crying shame how so many people never question or rebel against the far right and far left dominated two-party system that we allow to control this wonderful country. But regardless, I'll continue to make it a devoted principle.
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