Tuesday, April 7, 2015

The Inside Skinny: How Victoria's Secret Model Kelly Gale Manages to Go Around Looking Like THIS...

According to this hot little Australian number Kelly, her secret is a simple two-fold equation:  (1) Hit the gym 3 times a day; and (2) Consume a bunch of seeds and berries and shit (pic above).

My only question:  Is this broad claiming that I can get down to Kelly-like male proportions if I just maintain a diet focused on such things as barley, wheat, oats, and rye seeds? 

Because, I've gots a good friend named Mr. K-Ice who packs all them same damn seeds, but very much begs to differ with Kelly's proffered opinion.

http://www.vogue.com/8207091/victorias-secret-model-kelly-gale-body-workout-playlist/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3010981/Victoria-s-Secret-model-Kelly-Gale-shows-enviable-body-reveals-hits-gym-THREE-times-day.html