Hey, Rager can hang! In November's Vanity Fair, the recent nude-photo-leaked (and Hunger Games and American Hustle star) Jennifer Lawrence divulged the five prerequisites that she has before a dude can become her old man, and I ain't too shabby on this shit! Check it:
1. A Guy Who Likes Reality Television: I'm there, babe! From "Amish Mafia" to "The Devils Ride" (and maybe even a few others in between), just paint me a Reality TV-watchin' fool!
2. A Guy Who Will Fart in Front of Her: Five words: Five bean burritos, one sitting. I gots this broad covered!
3. Not Gluten-Free: Wouldn't I first have to know what "gluten" is before I could possibly be free of it? Regardless, feel "free" to call me the Gluten Glutton!
4. Love of Larry David: No need for me to even primp and posture on this one: "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and "Seinfeld" are two of my favorite shows ever. Titmouse!
5. Someone Who Doesn't Argue: Oh, Fuck! I'm OUT. To me, life is just one big argument! One never-ending expression of disrespect for the bullshit opinions of others. But I was golden on #1 through #4. So while wedding bells may not be in store, hows a bouts we just be friends with benefits, Jen?
http://www.vanityfair.com/vf-hollywood/2014/10/jennifer-lawrence-boyfriend
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