Monday, April 15, 2013

Mammary Monday: It Certainly Wasn't a Slow Weekend for Breasts...









To wit, and from the top:

-Good Gazongas! Salma Hayek struts around Beverly Hills with an unbuttoned, "skin-tight cardigan accenting her assets."  Frankly, I never knew she had 'em (not quite like THOSE, Leastways)!

-Bap in Black: Socialite Tamara Ecclestone busts out a "tight black frock" in London. The world could use more of these socialites.

-Balcony Open:  I saw a story this weekend that it's actually good for a broad's bazooms to go bra-less. But trust me, ladies, any reason will due.  That's model and actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley above, sans the bra in West Hollywood last week.

-"Rise and Shine":  A shapely shoeshine dame on Wall Street focuses on the feet while you focus on the meat puppets. If she starts tossing in a lap dance on top of that shine, then I'm headin' straight for south Manhattan, baby!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2308133/Busty-Salma-Hayek-draws-attention-voluptuous-figure-bright-yellow-skin-tight-cardigan.html
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/rise_and_shine_tEtMZKROW0sqDDibxG552O
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2307707/Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley-shows-sensational-figure-tight-halterneck-sweater-sheer-skirt.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2307903/Tamara-Ecclestone-shows-tattoos-tight-little-black-dress-My-Beautiful-Ball.html

[Postscript: Obviously, this post was written over the weekend and posted some 15 hours before the Boston Marathon Bombing occurred.  And you terrorists can G-F-Y if you think I'll yank down MY POST just because you went and murdered people like the sub-human slugs that you are.  Frankly, I'm inclined not to give you slimes even the time of day beyond this quick mention.  I've already written my Wednesday post, and you sleazes are mentioned nary once within it. Ha Ha!]