Tuesday, June 12, 2012
That's a real stroke of luck. Cops in San Diego says a 55-year-old male hobo was attacked by a man with "vampire teeth" earlier this week. And while the bum did reportedly take a pretty good beatin', at least he didn't get bitten by the night creature.
The vampire allegedly attacked the tramp (link at bottom) outside a pharmacy on Monday, and apparently just in the nick of time, meaning right before the break of dawn at around 6:00 a.m. (Since don't vampires melt or something if they fail to get back in their coffins by sun-up?).
Maybe it was just such a haste to avoid that crippling dawn that led the vampire (suspect now in custody) to forget to bite the vagrant (Whoops!), as cops say the attack entailed only a beatdown upon and about the vagabond's head and ribs (resulting in a very bloodied wanderer, at the start of the day).
But then again, maybe the soon-approaching dawn had nothing to do with the lack of a bite during this attack. I mean, would you want to take a bite out of a hobo?