Who cares if I've only golfed once in my life -- I'm now officially taking up the sport. That's after two busty bunker busters in Madison County, Illinois (near St. Louis) allegedly hit the local public course this week to "show off more than just their putting skills" and long drives (links at bottom)...
These two bosomy bogey babes are 45-year-old Shelly Lewis and 43-year-old Alicia Binford (both pictured above), and cops say that golfers booking a tee time Monday at the Woodlands Golf Course were also treated to a makeshift strip tease (at no additional cost) by the top(spin)-heavy twosome.
Specifically, these two buxom bazoom ballers stand accused of "repeatedly flashing their breasts" to fellow golfers right out there on the course! That is, anyway, until multiple golfers cried for a penalty stroke and called the cops to "complain." (WHY, WHY, WHY?!? Enjoy the show, boys, for cryin' out loud! If I'm there, I'm takin' a poke at any dork calling in a damn complaint).
And cops are quick to dispel any notion that these two fairway floozies (allegedly) might've been professionals who accidentally mistook the ninth hole flag for a stripper pole: "They're not strippers, they're golfers," clarified local cop Cap'n Mike Dixon.
Now these two little numbers on the leaderboard may have to trade in the clubhouse for the big house for a little while, since all four of their breasts have been slapped with public indecency charges. I just hope that bit ain't too long. I gots a very shapely scramble in mind now that I'm taking up the game.
http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/18765268/women-accused-of-flashing-at-illinois-golf-course
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2158274/Theyre-strippers-theyre-golfers-Two-women-repeatedly-flashed-breasts-public-golf-course.html
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I'm guessing that those ladies have trouble with their golf swings, what with the huge bazongas and all....those things have GOT to be in the way! If you can't swing with them, better flash them, right?!
ReplyDeleteThe last picture, though, is apparently some LPGA broad who has a tremendous rack. Somehow she's able to sort through those two issues. But when it comes to the second picture, I think you're damn right: If that little number took a bona fide golf swing, you'd be talking instant breast reduction or something.
ReplyDeleteSomebody's gonna get an eye poked out - it's dangerous out there! haha!
ReplyDeleteI'd suspect that on just about any golf course where you have a bunch of boobs and balls flying all 'round the joint, then yes -- someone having an eye put out would be a most distinct possibility.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll stick to the gym =) Better safe than sorry!
ReplyDeleteI've never worried about having an eye put out. At worst, I'd simply be forced to get one of those cool eye patches.
ReplyDeleteWhat a way to lose your eye, right?! haha!
ReplyDeleteIf an eye must go out, there's no better way to go out than to go out with a bang from a broad's big boobie!
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