Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Rack Time on the Back Nine: Birdie Bazonga Broads in Illinois Allegedly Hit the Links to Bust Out Their Boobs for All the Other Golfers to See!
Who cares if I've only golfed once in my life -- I'm now officially taking up the sport. That's after two busty bunker busters in Madison County, Illinois (near St. Louis) allegedly hit the local public course this week to "show off more than just their putting skills" and long drives (links at bottom)...
These two bosomy bogey babes are 45-year-old Shelly Lewis and 43-year-old Alicia Binford (both pictured above), and cops say that golfers booking a tee time Monday at the Woodlands Golf Course were also treated to a makeshift strip tease (at no additional cost) by the top(spin)-heavy twosome.
Specifically, these two buxom bazoom ballers stand accused of "repeatedly flashing their breasts" to fellow golfers right out there on the course! That is, anyway, until multiple golfers cried for a penalty stroke and called the cops to "complain." (WHY, WHY, WHY?!? Enjoy the show, boys, for cryin' out loud! If I'm there, I'm takin' a poke at any dork calling in a damn complaint).
And cops are quick to dispel any notion that these two fairway floozies (allegedly) might've been professionals who accidentally mistook the ninth hole flag for a stripper pole: "They're not strippers, they're golfers," clarified local cop Cap'n Mike Dixon.
Now these two little numbers on the leaderboard may have to trade in the clubhouse for the big house for a little while, since all four of their breasts have been slapped with public indecency charges. I just hope that bit ain't too long. I gots a very shapely scramble in mind now that I'm taking up the game.