It should be a whole new chapter in Law Enforcement Evasion 101: Just get rid of the instrumentality necessary for the cops to lower the boom on ya. After all, you can't serve jail time if you make sure there's no jail standing. You can't be tailed by that cop on the corner after pulling a bank job if his cruiser has four flat tires. And you damn sure can't blow a high BAC if you take out the breathalyzer van!Cops in Montgomery County, Texas say that when they pulled over a suspected drunk driver last weekend, they ended up getting two for the price of one -- but at a terrible price well below the going rate (link to full story at bottom). They say that when Suspect #1 went berzerk and tried to hoof it, they had to call in the ol' BAC van as back up. And that's when all hell broke loose...
It seems that a second driver -- the above-pictured 25-year-old Calli Dretke -- was either really drunk and/or just really hates BAC Vans. Because cops say that as they tried to detain Suspect #1, Dretke drove up from behind, swerved onto the highway's shoulder, and violently deposited her car right into back of the BAC van!And that was just as an Opening Attraction! Cops says this bombed breathalyzer opponent (allegedly) next took to task the other two cop cars on the scene -- bashing the hell out of them as well (maybe she thought there was a breathalyzer inside of them too?).
For her alleged efforts, cops say this bombed-out demolition derby broad (allegedly) broke one cop's leg and didn't do the three cop vehicles any favors either. Cops tossed her blitzed ass (allegedly) in the hoosegow on $50,000 bond. There, at least, I hope this pickled piece of work has finally found some peace in her life -- since there should be nary a breathalyzer in sight down in the can.
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/weird/NATL-Drunk-Driver-Rear-Ends-Police-Blood-Alcohol-Testing-Van-148659355.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2134275/Thats-way-make-sure-caught-Drunk-woman-slams-police-Blood-Alcohol-Testing-van.html
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