Sisters Sledge: Slimeball Allegedly Pulls Stick Up Job on Two 90-Year-Old Sisters, Who Promptly Put the Kibosh on the Creep!

I love this kind of a story on a Friday: Scuzjob bully criminal (allegedly) gets stood up to and gets what's coming to his sorry ass.  And by the way, what kind of a slimebait tries to strong-arm a couple of damn 90-year-old ladies (links at bottom)?...

The 94-year-old and 92-year-old sisters live in Hamilton Township, New Jersey, where they were returning to their car last weekend after a visit to CVS. But as they got into said vehicle, little did they know that sleazebag was hiding in the backseat like some sort of gutter rat.

Cops says this skunkwad (27-year-old Sergio Fernando Solorzano-Vasquez; pictured above) and his four names came after the sisters with a big knife right there in the car!  But he picked the "wrong set of sisters" to jack around with, you see...

Working together not unlike a well-oiled wrestling tag-team, these two very senior citizen siblings reportedly made quick work of the crumb.  Cops say Sister #1 kept the lout at bay by pounding him with her elbow, while Sister #2 quickly exited the vehicle to shout for help.

This suspected swinebucket Vasquez then allegedly tried to scurry out of Dodge faster than a building inspector in an Alabama shithouse.  Cops say they quickly tracked down this running rat and tossed the beast in the hoosegow.

Neither sister was seriously injured, and this dirtwagon Vasquez (allegedly) faces robbery and carjacking charges. Maybe for his next piece of work, he can try putting the screws to some old life'r in the can. Betcha he'll get about far with that as he did with those two moth-eaten matrons out in the parking lot.

http://www.myfoxphilly.com/dpp/news/local_news/two-sisters-stop-carjacking
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/02/elderly-sisters-aged-4-and-3-fight-off-armed-carjacker-in-new-jersey/?test=latestnews