She wasn't going to let him skate away cheaply. Cheap would've meant insisting upon no more than the "McDouble" from the value menu: Price one buck. But that just wasn't going to cut the mustard, since this alleged hooker wasn't gonna get jilted on that cheese: So she demanded the full-blown Double Cheeseburger -- two slices of cheese and all -- for $1.29! AND, she wanted TWO of them (allegedly)!47-year-old Christine Baker (pictured above) was apparently one hungry Ho (allegedly). Cops in Florida say that when an undercover cop pulled up to Baker on Friday night and told her that he wanted "to f*ck" her, Baker was generally agreeable; however, that ass wasn't gonna come free!
So Baker allegedly made the cop pull through the nearest McDonald's drive through to order this burger broad a couple of Double Cheeseburgers (not "McDoubles," mind you, as referenced above). Total cost: $2.75 (nothing to cheese at).
Apparently not wanting to be seen as a cheap date (even if he was a narco), the cop also reportedly offered this famished fancy woman a couple of 20's as an optional "tip." Baker allegedly took the bills and the burgers and told the cop to meet her over in a parking lot to consummate the dirty deed (the one not involving the consumption of said burgers).But before any pickle could be pulled, waiting cops minced the starving streetwalker's onions (allegedly) faster than a Quarter Pounder grill order holdin' the ketchup.
For her efforts, Baker got a ride to the hoosegow on a prostitution charge. At least this alleged cravin' call girl will get three hots and a cot down there.
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/state/woman-snared-in-prostitution-sting-offered-sex-for-two-mcdonalds-cheeseburgers-deputies-say
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/prostitution/sex-for-cheeseburgers-749801
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