This story reminded of something out of the old Extreme Championship Wrestling program. You'd have some hardcore wrestler like Original Gangsta New Jack (pictured at top) lug a big trash can full of makeshift weapons to the ring (staple guns, guitars, bed pans, cast-iron skillets, railroad spikes, etc., etc.) and promptly start beating the shit out of the hapless opponent with said foreign objects. But at least that was the 'rasslin' ring, not the damn oyster bar!Cops in Daytona Beach say it all got flowin' around 5:20 a.m. one day last week, when Captain Steamer's Oyster Bar worker Anthony Brisbane happened upon a masked man -- identified as 29-year-old suspect Trevor Pufall (mugshot above) -- in the joint's kitchen.
Brisbane reportedly got the initial drop on the alleged burglar, wielding a giant sword at the startled slug faster than Butch Coolidge down at the pawn shop. But the sleazejob allegedly made a quick comeback, beating Brisbane about the head several times with a tire iron.
After a fight over control of the medieval sword then ensued, Brisbane reportedly grabbed hold of big beer bottle and bashed the bungling alleged burglar right in the head with it!And for an encore, his big finish, the coup de grace, this handy oyster man Brisbane had one more deranged weapon in his arensal: A nice sharp screwdriver, which he reportedly used to walk the suspect Pufall outside -- at screwdriver point -- until cops arrived at the scene.
Now promoters may have to book Pufall's next hardcore match inside of a cell down at the local hoosegow, since he's been busted on burglary charges. Better sharpen up them shanks, scuzball!
http://www.wtsp.com/news/florida/article/247228/19/Worker-fights-off-burglar-with-sword-beer-bottle
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