...since the current title is so BORING: "3 Mistresses: Notorious Tales of the World's Greatest Golfer." What the hell is that? These three "Flings" (the above-pictured Devon James, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James) obviously have no concept of the first rule of porn, i.e. never bore them with the title.So I'm gonna do them a favor and give 'em more than a dozen suggestions on far more appropriate titles for this particular porn piece of work. In (no particular) alphabetical order (and these babes can thank me later):
1. Back Door Ball Holed
2. Don't Pull Out the 5-Wood
3. Get the Yips Between My Hips
4. Give Me the Ol' Goose Neck in the Gallery
5. He Didn't See the Frontside All Night
6. He Gave Me a Lay Up on the Leaderboard
7. Fore!(Skin) Fairway Frolic
8. Matchplay with the Golf Ball Molls
9. Mired Down in the Muff
10. Par 3 Birdie Broads
11. Pump Me Fulligan Your Mulligan
12. Put the Ball in the 36DD Cup!
13. Sandtrap Slut Scramble
14. Twelve Strokes to Tee Off
15. That's Not a Divot Down There!
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/entertainment/tiger-woods-former-flings-to-release-porn-film-about-alleged-sexploits-ncxdc-032812#ixzz1qStwYzTP
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