What is it with these teachers and their damn buckets! First we had a teacher a few days back allegedly dousing some affectionate students with a bucket of water, and now we have another teacher allegedly making a girl squat down and piss in an old bucket instead of letting her leave to use the restroom! Good Grief.But you know how it is: No bathroom breaks in class. Themz the Rulz. No matter how bad you gots to go. Leastways not in Ms. Wolf's art class (allegedly). But if you really must go, never fear, because Ms. Wolf keeps a piss pot over in the corner for ya -- just like in the 19th Century or in the fictional TV series "Deadwood" (allegedly)!...
Everything reportedly got pissy at San Diego's Southland High School last week after a 14-year-old female student told art teacher Gonja Wolf (pictured above) that she (the girl) REALLY needed to take a piss.
But the student says Ms. Wolf was havin' none 'a that! Teach allegedly refused the girl's request to use the shithouse. But ALAS: Teach did offer up an alternative (allegedly): A piss pot in the form of an old bucket in a side room adjacent to the classroom!And this girl apparently wasn't joshin' about having to go, since she says she couldn't hold it any longer and was forced to avail herself of said piss pot as Teach had instructed.
Now, for some strange reason, Teach has been put on administrative leave while the school looks into the girl's allegations. And if there is an old raunchy piss pot bucket in that side room, methinks ol' Teach gots some 'splaining to do (whether or not the girl's story is even true).
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/03/13/principal-student-forced-to-urinate-in-bucket-after-teacher-refused-restroom-plea/
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Postscript: "Piss Pot" is one of my all-time favorite phrases, but ALAS, it rarely comes up in modern society, not to mention modern news accounts. Until now! I do believe this is the first time EVER I've had an occasion to use "Piss Pot" in one of my posts. 'Bout Damn Time!
ReplyDeleteI'm determined to work 'piss pot' into conversation today....I'll let you know how I fare =)
ReplyDeleteI love that phrase -- to me it's so down and dirty and to the essence, much like shithouse. It's a lot easier to work shithouse into posts, however, since that's still a contemporary slang phrase/word for a bathroom.
ReplyDeleteWell, I didn't quite make it happen....I did say, "pot to piss in," though! Does that count??
ReplyDeleteThat's very close. I remember an old song from rap group NWA that used "pot to piss in." It's getting at the same general concept as a piss pot.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you're giving me a pass on this one...sweet!
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