I've heard of pulling bank jobs and knocking over gas stations -- but this guy allegedly confined his heists to the head. And is there anything more scary? I can find a new bank. There are plenty of gas joints. But how I gonna function without a properly working shithouse?And as such we come to the greatest American heroes of this week: Denver's Finest. They say they've flushed 48-year-old plumber Allen Citron (pictured above) for a string of up to 18 or more crapper burglaries that have garnered the moniker "Crapper Scrapper" for this alleged toilet toolin' freak.
I mean, this character apparently never met a shitter he didn't like. Cops say his stinky crime spree "left public toilets across Denver stripped of valuable parts worth more than $6,000." This privy pilferer even allegedly hit the washroom down at a local hospital just so that he could pick off some pipes and valves and hawk the score at the nearest scrap metal dealer.And cops say that what really stinks to high Heaven about these capers is that Citron would only get peanuts for the spare sudatorium parts, while it would cost the burgled joints thousands of dollars to repair the rifled water closets.
But now Citron may have to pull his next powder room piece of work in the community con crappers down in the can, since he now faces 18 burglary and theft charges stemming from his alleged shitter spree. He did chose wisely, however, in not bumping over any shithouses down Alabama and Mississippi way -- where owl jobbin' an outhouse might garner a man the death penalty.
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2012/03/16/police-arrest-suspect-dubbed-the-crapper-scrapper/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2116887/Thief-dubbed-Crapper-Scrapper-stealing-parts-public-toilets-arrested-police-say.html
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