You picked the wrong old fart codger to screw around with, scumbait. 90-year-old fitness buff Jay Leone (pictured above and below) of Greenbrae, California says 30-year-old skunkwad ex-con felon Samuel Joseph Cutrufelli broke into Leone's joint and "held a gun to his head demanding valuables." Bad move.That's because the crafty coffin-dodger (whom I swear is probably Burt Reynolds' long-lost older brother) quickly improvised a subterfuge premised upon a ruse that he (Leone) needed to use the shithouse.
And this badass old coot came out that crapper with more than just a lovegun in his hands, as he was able to retrieve a sidearm he'd squirreled away there -- in particular, a .38 Smith and Wesson revolver. A bona fide gunfight broke out from there...
This sewerwagon Cutrufelli got in the first big blow, allegedly shooting the old geezer right in the face. In particular, a bullet from Cutrufelli's gun entered the old timer's "jaw area and exited the back of his neck," although "without causing a fatal wound."The fired-up old fossil says he never even realized he'd been shot -- "I never felt a thing," he says. Meaning he had plenty left in the tired old tank to still go after the creepjob alleged burglar with the same piece with which this angry oldster had just emerged from the shitter.
"Fuck you, you son of a bitch, now it's my turn!," the old bat says he then screamed at the much younger goonbag. At that, the grizzled old greatgrandpa says he fired off three shots right into the swinebucket's stomach!
The gray-haired, gun-playin' geriatric guy says he then wrestled around with this scuzshow, until the fiend (realizing he was out of bullets) scurried away like the cowardly swine that he is (allegedly).The facial gunshot wound laid up the old ossified Leone in the hospital something good, but not quite good enough to prevent the old-fangled gunfighter from appearing -- big swollen, bandaged face and all -- at this crudjacket Cutrufelli's preliminary hearing this week on charges of "attempted murder, burglary, robbery and firearms offenses by a felon."
So what we basically had here was the good old (literally) fashioned American hero against the garden variety crumb-bucket bully criminal (allegedly). And the good guy won. To all the sleazeshows nation and worldwide today: WTF you gonna do about it?
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YAAAAY for the old guy!! That's too awesome =)
ReplyDeleteSometimes I wonder if these slimejob criminals (or others sympathetic to them) see a story like this and proclaim, "There oughta be a law against people defending against violent crimes with violence like that!" And to the extent any of those slugs do ever have such a reaction, they can G-F-T.
ReplyDeleteThey should just accept that as one of the possible hazards of their chosen line of criminal work!
ReplyDeleteThroughout history in most places in America, you have a right to defend against deadly force with deadly force. But sometimes I think the times are a changing. There are certain strains of thought that are very hostile to that legal principle: Think people outta just lie down and take it, regardless of what sort of slime it might come from. It's a way of thinking that has as its basic tenet that people are dumb and should just let others do their thinking and acting for them. I think you know the world view of which I speak, meaning that there's no real need to even assign it a name.
ReplyDeleteI do indeed know the world view which you speak of...we don't need a name for it - we know.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, you guessed it: The Hobos.
ReplyDeleteJust as I thought....the hobos. Great minds think alike, you know. =)
ReplyDeleteI would have said The Tramps, but that term is prone to cause confusion.
ReplyDeleteWhen I hear the word tramps, I think of Cher =) And gypsies and thieves too =)
ReplyDeleteRush Slimebaugh should've called Birth Control Broad a "tramp" rather than "slut," because then he would have had some wiggle room and could've claimed he mistakenly thought she was a hobo.
ReplyDeleteYes, he desperately needs a spin doctor, or at least, he needs to listen to his spin doctor! haha! He's pretty much stepped in it this time, not much room to maneuver out of it.
ReplyDeleteI haven't blogged about it because I couldn't care less. democrat party tries to distract from economic issues with birth control bullshit, and the deranged right-wingers buy in hook, line and sinker. Yawn. Same old shit.
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