Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Body Damage: Plump Buck-Naked Broad in San Fran Reportedly Goes Berzerk on Man's Windshield for No Good Reason -- All Out in the Middle of the Street!


He just wanted to take his car in for some repairs, and all he got for his efforts was a lotta more hurt! And this plus-sized broad must REALLY hate Volvos -- or at least Volvos driven by skinny people who are fully clothed...

25-year-old John Knight of San Francisco probably wouldn't have even been out on the road one Saturday earlier this month if not for the fact that he needed take his Volvo in for repair work. And little did he know just how big that repair job was gonna be!

Knight says he was driving through Noe Valley when he came to a stop and saw a big, burly broad -- weighing in at around 250 pounds -- wrapped in a blanket with a bunch of (obviously deranged) gawkers surrounding her. And that's when all hell broke loose...

Next, and no for apparent good reason, the ample dame threw off her blanket to reveal that she was wearing nothing but a pair of walking shoes. Without a stitch of clothes (or, apparently, a stitch of sense), this leafless lard lady made a beeline straight to Knight's Volvo and allegedly went ape (as pictured at the top).

Knight says this bare-skinned big-ass broad first leapt up on his hood and put a big boot to his windshield -- shattering it with a single fell stomp (pics above). And she was just getting warmed up at that point, as she continued kicking at the lifeless Swedish import vehicle until the cops showed up to finally put an end to her big fat foot attack (allegedly).

For some reason, cops hauled in the buck naked boot babe for a psychiatric evaluation. (No word whether the gawkers staring at a naked fat chick were hauled in for evaluation themselves).

Meantime Knight thinks insurance will cover the damage and he says he's not interested in pressing any charges. Now that's a classy guy putting his best foot forward -- especially since he doesn't have to foot the bill on this one.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/02/25/BA9M1NCBS0.DTL
http://sfist.com/2012/02/24/large_naked_woman_stomps_on_car_in.php
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106463/Heavyset-woman-wearing-TRAINERS-stomps-windscreen-mans-car.html

22 comments:

  1. It's Broadzilla! Naked Broadzilla! hahaha!

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  2. Mothra & Rodan would definitely turn the opposite direction if they got a gander of this broad, that's for damn sure.

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  3. And they would run. Real fast!

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  4. Most of these crazy-type stories, there's always some weird side angle that I just don't get. And, sure enough, here: The crowd of gawkers around this broad when the dude pulled up in his car. I guess I can get gawking at a car accident or a trainwreck or whatever, but at a naked fat dame? You don't look at it. You TURN AWAY AND RUN!

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  5. It's like when Jerry Seinfeld chastises George for staring at cleavage.....'it's like staring at the sun...you get a sense of it and you look away!'

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  6. Wasn't he staring at some teen's cleavage? You can't stare at that at all. Teens should never show cleavage. But if they do -- DON'T even look at it. Unless you're also a teen, of course.

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  7. Yep, it was a teen Denise Richards in the role in fact. In George's defense, she leaned right OVER him to grab a magazine....it would be hard for anyone to not look, ya know? I would'a stared, I can tell you that for sure! ha!

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  8. Jeezal Peezal! It never registered that that was Denise Richards. And (now several minutes later), OMG: A few months back, I bought Season 4 of Seinfeld on the cheap (8 bucks) in like Dollar General or Big Lots or somewhere (hadn't watched it yet), and now I google the Cleavage episode, and sure enough, it's from Season 4! As I like to say, I've always been lucky like that. I've got to watch that this weekend. Never knew that was Denise Richards.

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  9. That's what you have me for! Useless information! I'm queen of it, you know.

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  10. I still recall Richards gettin' it on with that other broad in "Wild Things." That's one I haven't seen in awhile.

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  11. Neve Campbell, yes....that was a great movie! Pretty steamy for 1998, not as much in today's world though, it's par for the course.

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  12. But that sort of thing is timeless: A couple of hot broads in bikinis smoochin'. Never gets old to this guy!

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  13. Even from the political world, I always wanted to see Palin and Bachmann great each other with a big smoocheroo just once (followed by a friendly roll in the mud).

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  14. Hahahaha! Not to crush your dreams, but that one's probably not gonna happen! hehehe =)

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  15. You'd be surprised what a couple of political and/or pop culture egomaniacs might do once they've been out of the spotlight for awhile. I could definitely see those two hot right-winger broads having a wrestling mud match just so long as they were allowed to stipulate that any inadvertent de-clothed nudity would be edited out (as if it would matter -- mud reveals all regardless!).

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  16. That, and mud's a bitch to get out of your hair. So I've heard =)

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  17. Oh, so put another way, you have experience in ladies mud matches? We're turning over whole new leaves on your life experience on a daily basis.

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  18. I have experience in mud volleyball =) Sorry to disappoint, Rager =)

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  19. Yeah, but if you spike on someone in mud volleyball, doesn't the broad always want to come over and fight and engage in some mud rasslin'? And if not, the mud still invades the top and reveals a lot of hot information!

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  20. Yes, all of those things are true.....AND we have pillow fights in our undies sometimes too! hahaha!

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  21. And a lot of times at the end of a cat fight or a mud fight or pillow fight, the two gals suddenly, after a lot of violence, have this shared moment where they both just break into sudden passion towards each other. (At least that always happened in some of those old cat fight magazines from the 70's and early 80's.) What a beautiful occurrence.

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