Hey, he may have been naked, but at least it appears he was shopping for new clothes (allegedly). And it sounds like he cared none too much for his old threads (or those who might make him put them back on), either...Surveillance video from Exton, Pennsylvania, first appears to show 6'4", 300-pound Verdon Lamont Taylor doing a little impromptu strip tease out in the parking lot "as cars swerved around him." And he took it all off (allegedly).
Relieved of his old rags, the next natural thing to do, of course, would be to head inside the Walmart to shop for some new duds. And that's precisely what Taylor (a fitting name for a man so conscious of how he looks) allegedy did.The video appears to show Taylor calmly strutting into the store as if he owned the joint. He then starts to wander about as curmudgeony customers tried to avoid him.
Directly, this bare-skinned bald man spotted the first item he liked for his new wardrobe -- a pair of socks sitting on a counter. But like any savy shopper, Taylor made sure to confirm that first impression by trying on the tube socks."Slowly and methodically," this stark-naked sock man put one sock on each of his feets. And them's a keeper (apparently)! Because Taylor's next move was to start wandering around some more (I'm guessing the gloves section was next).
But then the cops showed up to rain all over this guy's leafless parade. Wrong move. Taylor first allegedly took a big spit in one cop's face! Then he allegedly struggled with the cops as they tried to detain him. And it wasn't 'til the cops zapped Taylor with a stun gun that his little stripped-down shopping stint finally came to an end.Cops busted Taylor and arraigned him (fully clothed) on a bevy of charges for alleged assault, theft, disorderly conduct and indecent exposure. But at least down at the hoosegow, he's finally been gussied up with some new wearing apparel like he was hoping for.
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