They Even Call Him Mr. Johnson: Married, Anti-Gay Marriage gop-er Politician Donates Sperm to Lesbian Couple & Eight Other Women!

Methinks this deranged right-wing freak wants to plant his seed just a little too hard. He's named Bill's Johnson (what else?), and he was a republic partisan candidate for Alabama governor in 2010 AD. He purports to oppose gay marriage just like Obama, but you wouldn't know that after he hypocritically donated his sperm to a lesbian duo in New Zealand. And that ain't even the half of it...

Bill's Johnson also donated sperm to try to knock up eight additional women, and three of them (including one of said lesbians) are reportedly already pregnant (while several others wait to see if they have a Johnson bun in the oven). Bill's Johnson has admitted to the sperm donations, BTW. (Link to full story at bottom).

And before you say that Bill's Johnson was just being charitable with some women in need of a little sperm injection, there's a big problem here: This 52-year-old gop-er fool has a wife back in Alabama (pictured above), along with three stepkids (from his wife's prior marriage; family picture below) and a step-grandson.

Not to mention, his wife and family reportedly had no knowledge of Bill's Johnson's little sperm fury, while the Kiwi ladies knew little or nothing about Mr. Johnson's family back home. This included Mr. Johnson allegedly not wearing a wedding ring while in New Zealand and telling one Kiwi that his marriage "was not an issue."

Meantime Bill's Johnson's wife Kathy (pictured above and unable to have children with Mr. Johnson due to a pre-marriage hysterectomy) is reportedly "shocked, furious and heartbroken," as well as "silent and empty," about Mr. Johnson's decision to "choose to turn to other women to provide what I can't."

For his part, Bill's Johnson is claiming he just wanted to have some kids of his own, which begs an obvious question: Then why in the hell did he marry someone whom he knew couldn't have kids in the first place?! Besides, it's not like he's going to be a real Daddy having any relationship with any of these kids down under. Personally, I think Bill's Johnson is simply demented. Someone get this dumb Johnson some help.

http://blog.al.com/live/2011/12/alabama_politician_caught_in_s.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073302/Bill-Johnson-Conservative-politician-donated-sperm-9-women-New-Zealand.html