I guess this story might make a lick of sense if Mama had tossed out the kids' cigarettes, suddenly turning them into nicotine fiends on the warpath. But Bud Light? Are we talking about a couple of full-blown teenage winos, or are they simply just the kind of kids who would beat up a parent over a few lousy beers (allegedly)? Either way, it ain't good...Mama reportedly didn't like the idea of her underage brats (18-year-old Lindell Ferguson and 20-year-old Brittany Ferguson of Fayettesville, Illinois; pictured above) hitting the ol' bottle in advance of age 21. I'm on record as to what I think about the 21 drinking age (it's bullshit), but it's still the law. Not like the 42-year-old Mama was being so unreasonable over there.
So when Mama found some Bud Light around the house, she says she tossed away those brewskies faster than a Natty Light hangover. Mama's house, mama's rules, right? Wrong. Because that's when all hell broke loose...
Cops say daughter Brittany flew into a rage and first starting hitting Mama right in the face with a big "piece of trim." For good measure, Brittany also allegedly clocked Mama right in the kisser with her bare hands and started kicking Mama's body.But that's was Sonny's beer too that Mama had so brazenly discarded! So Sonny naturally wanted in on the action (allegedly). Only makes sense.
So the Brittany beatdown on Mama was still ongoing, Sonny allegedly jumped into fray to get his own licks in on Mama's anti-beer hide -- allegedly elbowing her in the head. (No word whether Sonny tossed in a gratuitous "Why You, I Oughta Pound You" blast before he joined in the pummeling (allegedly)). Cops found Mama badly beaten "with a black eye, bloody nose and injuries to her body."
And now if Sonny and Brittany want to get their drink on, they may have to go buck up to Morgan Freeman down in the cooler, since cops have busted their boozin' behinds with several counts of domestic battery charges. I think we know one person they ain't gonna see during visiting hours.
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