Sunday, November 6, 2011

Whack Job Weekend Continues at occupy wall street: Demented Protester Allegedly Goes Berzerk on Card Reader When McDonald's Won't Give Him Free Eats!



I repeat: If I'd have known it would be this fun to watch, I might have been right out there with 'em! And so it is, another day and another deranged leftist 20 percenter freak going apeshit for no good reason down at the ol' "occupy wall street" protest. I can see why the individual we have as president has been so quick and proud to embrace these protests as his own in this autumn of 2011 AD.

Cops in the Big Apple say the Zuccotti Park Crazies were at it again this weekend, with yet another protester throwing a "violent fit," the like of which we've now grown accustomed to seeing on a daily basis from these leftist lunatics. Nothing says non-violent, peaceful movement, after all, quite like a little good old fashioned violent mayhem and rampage.

Cops say the latest violent incident occurred when 27-year-old Fisika Bezabeh (easy for them to say) scurried his way down to the nearby Manhattan McDonald's restaurant at 160 Broadway -- a spot which the protesters have frequented in order to use the shithouse.

But Bughousebeh apparently had a lot more on his mind than just taking a little tinkle. It seems he was hungry. And then some. So being that he was in a fast food joint and all, he naturally went up to the counter and asked for some grub.

Only problem? No jack in the Bughousebeh's leftist coffers. But a pesky little thing like having no money to pay for goods or services rendered will never stop a good violent leftist worth his salt. So Bughousebeh allegedly demanded that the joint serve him up his Big Mac and fries for free -- or else.

But since McDonald's is one of those greedy businesses whose principal aim in life is to -- you know -- make money, the burger joint said no-can-do to Bughousebeh's demand for free eats. And that was apparently not quite the answer Bughousebeh was looking to receive.

Cops say the psycho protester then went completely bonkers, ripping a credit card reader right out of its socket and hurling that terrible symbol of American corporate greed right at the same minimum wage McDonald's workers who had refused him his free meal. Hasn't this kooky burger craver ever heard the phrase, "There's no such thing as a free lunch"?

Well, no free lunch unless you're in the hoosegow, of course -- a different kind of joint where Bughousebeh may have to be taking some of his future meals after cops busted his creepy ass on a charge of criminal mischief. He should feel right at home there.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/11/05/occupy-wall-street-protester-throws-violent-fit-in-mcdonalds-when-denied-free/
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/camper_mac_attack_IErwi9aOGMCPDdYJw2WcyI