They're the "multi-millionaire couple behind the Gadget Shop chain," and working with all those stupid little gizmos all the time must really bore the hell out of them or something. Because why else would a couple want to lead a crazy-ass lifestyle that allegedly makes Charlie Sheen and Tiger Woods look like the Pope?They're in the pictures immediately above and below -- 44-year-old Chris Gorman and his 43-year-old blonde wife (and mother of four) Mary Gorman. The Scottish couple reportedly loves to party it up in the States as if their gadgets were going out of style, as seen on the various pictures on Mary's Facebook page taken with celebrities such as George Clooney and singers Alesha Dixon and Ronan Keating.
But it ain't all exactly what you'd call Glitz & Glamour. On that Facebook page, you can spot Mary partying down with boisterously bosomy porn star Rebecca Jessop (the big 'un, in more ways than one, shown in the black top and red belt in the picture at the very top above). And then there's the little reality porn film acted out in the shithouse at an Orlando nightclub recently (allegedly):In particular, cops say that Chris and Mary hit Orlando's Roxy Club for a "tawdry liaison in [the] nightclub toilet" involving "a sordid tryst with another man while [Chris] watched." Good Grief.
Cops say this sad state of affairs went down (literally) in "a locked cubicle in the men's toilets at the Roxy Club" -- ironically itself a joint frequented by local resident Tiger Woods in the past.
The act allegedly involved Mary "performing a sex act on an unnamed man while her husband watched." According to the police report: "As we entered the men's restroom, I noticed the stall was locked. Once the stall door opened, the white male was watching defendant [Mary] Gorman performing a sex act on the black male." Apparently none too happy that cops broke up this little game of tonsil hockey in the middle of the second period (allegedly), Mary reportedly took a swipe at the cops when they tried to get her to leave the shitter stall. Cops also say they found some blow of a different type in Mary's purse.
Now hubby's next spectator event may be watching his Gadget Queen getting hauled off to the hoosegow, as Mary Gorman now faces charges of battery on a cop and cocaine possession. Which begs the question:You mean to tell me that sans the nose candy and taking a poke at the cops, she would have otherwise walked away "Scot free" (again, literally), even after being caught with the kilt down and blowin' the bagpipe inside a public crapper (allegedly)? I thought talking on the bonophone in public was still illegal these days unless you're at an "occupy wall street" protest. What gives?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2056084/The-Gadget-Shop-millionaire-Chris-Gorman-wife-Mary-arrested-US.html
Postscript: For anyone who may be interested, a few pictures of the aforementioned Ms. Jessop and her Robust Rebecca Rack are set forth below. BTW, finding clean pics of this plus-sized porn broad sure ain't easy (although apparently she has been checked out on how to properly operate a skid steer):
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