Monday, November 28, 2011
At Occupy Wall Street, We've Seen: Filth; Crime; Disease; Loons; Kooks; Bums; Violence; & Anti-Semitism. But Now the Topper : "Gay Porn Video Shoot"!
Just when one might have thought he'd seen it all when it comes the leftist 20 percenter gatherings referred to by some as "occupy protests," the news comes down over the Thanksgiving weekend that the Oakland version of the encampments has added a new filthy feather to the stinky carcass that has come the symbolize modern left-wing America and the democrat party that it props up: A tent devoted to filming gay porn!
And we ain't talking some rather beautiful lesbian porn over here. No Sir-eee. This be the male-on-male hardcore variety, produced by an outfit called "Dirty Boy Video." Working title for the first film? Occupy My Throat, reportedly. And just get a load (no pun intended) of the film's tagline: "Police can ban the erection of tents at Occupy Wall Street, but they can't keep us from pitching a tent in our pants."
Now that the first title, Occupy My Throat, is apparently in the can, and given the propensity of the porn industry for always producing myriad sequels and take-offs of every single lame-ass porn idea and title, I've little doubt that Occupy My Throat is only the beginning. I'm just wondering how long it's gonna take for Dirty Boy Video to produce some of these titles down in a tent in the middle of the whackos:
-Anarchy in the Tube Steak
-Book Me Good with Your Billy Club, Officer
-Give that Banker the Wanker!
-Hobo With a Lovegun
-I'm So Hungry I Could Eat a Sandusky Summer Sausage
-Kookie Lefty, Lend Me Your Condom
-Liberal Hop on Top
-Long Dong Leftist
-Meat & Greet at the Pipefitters Local
-MoveOn Over Here Man & Wave Your Magic Wand
-No Riches, No Britches, No Bitches
-Protest My Power Drill
-Ron Jeremy Shows Michael Moore Who's Fat
-Rude Rod Rammin' on the Rubbish Pile
-Skin Flute Solidarity
-Socialist Schlong Song
-Tent Totin' Tallywhacker
-Tentside Tussle with Russell the Love Muscle
-There's Something Happening Here In My Ass
-We Got the Shaft Down on Ball Street
-Wee Wee Are the 99%
-Zuccotti Pork Sword