Just when one might have thought he'd seen it all when it comes the leftist 20 percenter gatherings referred to by some as "occupy protests," the news comes down over the Thanksgiving weekend that the Oakland version of the encampments has added a new filthy feather to the stinky carcass that has come the symbolize modern left-wing America and the democrat party that it props up: A tent devoted to filming gay porn!And we ain't talking some rather beautiful lesbian porn over here. No Sir-eee. This be the male-on-male hardcore variety, produced by an outfit called "Dirty Boy Video." Working title for the first film? Occupy My Throat, reportedly. And just get a load (no pun intended) of the film's tagline: "Police can ban the erection of tents at Occupy Wall Street, but they can't keep us from pitching a tent in our pants."
Now that the first title, Occupy My Throat, is apparently in the can, and given the propensity of the porn industry for always producing myriad sequels and take-offs of every single lame-ass porn idea and title, I've little doubt that Occupy My Throat is only the beginning. I'm just wondering how long it's gonna take for Dirty Boy Video to produce some of these titles down in a tent in the middle of the whackos:
-Anarchy in the Tube Steak
-Book Me Good with Your Billy Club, Officer
-Give that Banker the Wanker!
-Hobo With a Lovegun
-I'm So Hungry I Could Eat a Sandusky Summer Sausage
-Kookie Lefty, Lend Me Your Condom
-Liberal Hop on Top
-Long Dong Leftist
-Meat & Greet at the Pipefitters Local
-MoveOn Over Here Man & Wave Your Magic Wand
-No Riches, No Britches, No Bitches
-Protest My Power Drill
-Ron Jeremy Shows Michael Moore Who's Fat
-Rude Rod Rammin' on the Rubbish Pile
-Skin Flute Solidarity
-Socialist Schlong Song
-Tent Totin' Tallywhacker
-Tentside Tussle with Russell the Love Muscle
-There's Something Happening Here In My Ass
-We Got the Shaft Down on Ball Street
-Wee Wee Are the 99%
-Zuccotti Pork Sword
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/23/occupy-oakland-gay-porn-_n_1110985.html
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Postscript: OK, some of those titles are better and/or funnier than other ones. But none of that changes the fact that I had to spend 30 minutes of my precious time to come up with that list. So respect it, even if you don't respect it.
ReplyDeleteOh, I totally respect your list! Especially these three in particular...
ReplyDeleteGive that Banker the Wanker!
Long Dong Leftist
Wee Wee Are the 99%
TOO funny!
Can you imagine the scandal if the tea partiers were shooting porn down at one of their right-winger rallies? But the leftists do it (and gay porn at that) and it gets scant attention in the media. The leftist Huffington Post must have been proud of this story or something, for them to cover it. I was very surprised to see the story there of all places.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that's legal to film like that out in the open....don't they need a permit for it?? Wow.
ReplyDeleteThe health of the porn actors is always of paramount importance in the porn industry. So they just say, permit schmermit.
ReplyDeleteSo, they're not afraid of being arrested for public nudity/indecency?? Maybe that's not against the law anymore?! ha!
ReplyDeleteIt's all covered up by the tent! Except in "Tentside Tussle with Russell the Love Muscle," of course. That piece of work spilled outside.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAA times ten thousand... just laughed out loud while sitting here at Village Inn
ReplyDeleteGood to see you back, Solomon. And glad you got a laugh out of it. You know, doing this blog has led to me to develop all kinds of new specialties -- for example, writing porn titles. One of those sleazy porn outfits should hire me. To write.
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