As you've probably by now heard, the allegations from the upcoming Joe McGinniss book are being reported in the National Enquirer. McGinniss writes that Sarah Palin in 1987 AD -- less than a year before she married high school sweetheart Todd Palin -- threw herself at and shacked up with then-Michigan basketball star Glen Rice while he was playing in the Great Alaska Shootout. Sarah Palin was a local sports reporter at the time (picture at top/link to story at bottom).Now, rather than injecting into this item, like everybody else out there, (1) a 1000 obvious basketball puns, (2) some rather inappropriate racial "humor" or (3) the cliched phrase "Drill Baby Drill," I'm taking a slightly different tact. The "High Road," you might say.
In so doing, I give you the Top Ten things Sarah Palin might have said while she was getting boned by Glen Rice (allegedly). (And never mind it was 1987):
10. "So THAT's what the 'Bush Doctrine' means?"
9. "Refudiate me good, like it was 1789, you Patriot!"
8. "You can rear your head in Alaska air space any damn time."
7. "Now THOSE are what I call some big cajones!"
6. "Hit that Fannie Mae with your Freddie Mac, you betcha!"
5. "Just get a load of these fake boobs -- don't they feel, like, Realsville, Daddy-O?"4. "Ooo, why can't the 'lamestream media' give me this kind of coverage?!"
3. "Ring my bells, fire your gun, and ride me like a plow horse, Paul Revere!"
2. "Super secret agent hose pipe has infiltrated the tea party!"
1. "How ya like the taste a' THEM crosshairs?!"
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2011/09/14/2011-09-14_sarah_palin_had_sex_with_basketball_player_snorted_cocaine_and_cheated_on_husban.html?r=news
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