This slimeball really "got hosed." Next time he might want to just pay at the pump. Lest he wants to (literally) guzzle some more gas on his next "fill 'er up." Talk about, Up Yer Nose With a Damn Gas Hose, already!It all started when some dirtbag (pictured immediately above) in Lowell, Massachusetts tried to bring a knife to a gas fight. The surveillance video from the local BP gas station shows this creep holding a knife as he approached a gas pump there at the station.
The target? One of these station's attendants. The scuzball tried to strong-arm the attendant, "pressed the knife against his back and demanded money."
Only the attendant brought a little more ammunition to this sorry gas stop than the goon was anticipating. In the process, the attendant also gave a whole new meaning to the concept of "full service."
I mean, this attendant was pumped! Dude reportedly grabbed a hold of a gas hose and blasted the crumjob wannabe robber with a huge shot a' car juice!"He tried to spray him with the gas," said the station's owner. The surveillance video then shows the slimebait deposed robber scurrying away from the scene just like the sewer rat that he is.
The attendant and a station customer reportedly gave chase after the reptile on foot, only to ran out of gas. With his chasers running on fumes, the skunk was able to escape. Cops think this Neanderthal may have jumped in a getaway car (apparently fully gassed up) and put the gas pedal to the metal.He's still on the loose today. But I definitely see a trip from the gas house to the big house in his future. Meantime customers of this joint are defending the attendant's actions, citing his right to self-defense.
One customer even wants to see the attendant come more prepared the next time he has to dole out a gas shower: "I just hope, you know, the next time the guy has a match or a lighter." But I can't approve of that thinking at all, which accomplishes little more than adding fuel to the fire, in my opinion.
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