Gay Porn & Toilets -- A Recipe for Certain Disaster: Gay Porn Star Convicted of Clocking His Girlfriend Right in the Kisser with a Damn Toilet Seat!

There are certain things that just don't go together very well. Sonny & Cher. Dogs & chocolate bars. Skinheads & the Hood. Leftist 20 percenters or Texas governors & the presidency. And, now, a new example: Gay porn stars and shithouse fixtures.

He's 41-year-old former gay porn star Ryan Idol (f/k/a Marc Anthony Donais) (pictured above), and this week a jury in Sacramento convicted him of trying to whack out his girlfriend with the lid off a bathroom toilet bowl. The conviction is a real crapper for Idol (who now awaits sentencing), since it was an attempted murder charge likely to carry some serious time in a different type of can where the toilets have no lids.

This whole sordid story began with a rather demented version of the '80s TV show, "Three's Company." Idol and the girlfriend reportedly moved into a condo with one of Idol's former male lovers. And sure enough, the shitter hit the fan when girlfriend found the two men having sex.

This completely unforeseeable turn of events apparently caused girlfriend to take up residence elsewhere. A few days later, Idol reportedly engaged in a day of poker playin', whiskey drinkin', and trying to call his girlfriend over and over again (17 times total).

Unable to reach her, Idol made a beeline to her new residence -- telling her upon his arrival, "I came over here to kill you." The girlfriend says that Idol then picked her up like she was a blowup sex dummy and tossed her ass into a bathroom.

There she says Idol first started pounding her with his fists before the poker-playin' porn star tried to raise the 'ol ante. Girlfriend says Idol then ripped the lid off a nearby toilet seat and used it to smash her right in the mush. The result of this porn star's money shot was to knock out the girlfriend as blood gushed from her noggin.

Idol tried to claim self-defense at trial, but the jury wasn't buying. And I'm really not sure why. Seems only logical, after all: If some broad is attacking you, one of the first thoughts that's always going to come to mind is to run into the john and remove a toilet lid for a weapon.

I'm just surprised he didn't try to unscrew the sink faucet while he was at it so that he could go two-fisted with his weapons like a crude whirling dervish. But I guess that's why they called him Idol for his porn moniker rather than Johnny On the Spot.

http://www.sacbee.com/2011/09/22/3929141/former-gay-porn-star-ryan-idol.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040858/Ryan-Idol-convicted-attempted-murder-trying-kill-girlfriend-toilet-tank-lid.html