

The tabloid's now claiming that "friends close" to Sarah Palin say hubby Todd is ready to file for divorce because he's "fed up with the constant scandals" that seem to dog his buxom wife like a grizzly bear on a caribou. (Link to full story at bottom).

To wit, as McGinniss' upcoming book alleges and will reportedly detail:
-While dating Todd back in the late 80's AD, the then-sportscaster Sarah Palin engaged in her own real-life version of the film "Nailin' Palin," having a wild romp in the sack with Michigan basketball star Glen Rice.

-McGinniss' book reportedly contains confirmation from Sarah Palin's ex-brother-in-law Mike Wooten that Palin during her marriage had an ongoing affair with husband Todd's business partner, Brad Hanson, which caused Todd to "dissolve their snowmobile dealership after learning of it." (So THAT's where she learned to "ride" that wild baby?!?)

-The books also claims Sarah Palin once snorted cocaine off a damn oil drum! (A "55-gallon" drum, no less -- the precise volume of said drum being highly germane to the story).

-Just for good measure, the book also questions Palin's parenting skills, calling her a "bad mom" who made her kids cook their own meals while she "would lock herself in her room for hours." (No word whether any oil drums or basketball stars ever found their way into that bedroom).

So forget her being unelectable in a general election -- she'd have virtually no chance of ever getting the right-wingers' nomination in the first place. That fact ain't changin' for better or for worse even if she bangs the whole damn Boston Celtics while doin' more blow than Tony Montana during an office sitdown.
