33-year-old Sabrina Renne Robinson (mugshot above) recently promised her boyfriend a night of "kinky sex" to remember. So the 41-year-old California man apparently didn't think twice about stripping down buck naked and allowing Robinson to handcuff him to a bed.But there was a little hitch. You see, Robinson had just found out her old man was cheating with another woman. And so when she said "kinky," that was just a bit of an understatement. It would have been more accurate for Robinson to instead to break into Mr. T mode from the old movie Rocky III. That is: "Prediction? PAIN."
That's because Robinson's little sex romp subterfuge quickly turned into her real intention -- a personal little torture chamber of horrors (allegedly). Robinson kicked things off in grand fashion by laying a good beating on her old man, busting him one right in the chops and pounding him about the breast, head and body (allegedly). But this was just the trailer, since the feature presentation hadn't even begun yet.
After all, you can't have a good torture session without some first degree burns, no? So Robinson next upped the ante by dumping a vat of hot wax all over her old man's chest (allegedly). That had to smart.
For good measure, Robinson also grabbed a shotgun and started cracking her old man with the barrel (allegedly). But as I would assume any torturer worth his waterboard knows, some of the worst aspects of a good torturing aren't necessarily physical in nature, but instead psychological. And this Robinson really knew her stuff (allegedly):
On the psychological side of things, Robinson first brandished a big knife in front of her old man and "threatened to 'gut him like a deer'" (allegedly). "This is the same type of knife I skin deer with," Robinson allegedly spouted to her terrified boyfriend.
And even after all of that, Robinson was just getting warmed up. She reportedly next called the woman with whom her old man was cheating and started talking to the other woman on the phone while she was torturing the guy! The other woman told cops "she could hear the man's screams in the background." (Wonder if Robinson asked her, "did he scream like that for you, bitch?!").
But like a scene from a B-grade horror picture, this monster Robinson (allegedly) made the mistake of leaving her old man alone for a little while so that she could tend to other business (perhaps she needed to hit the garage to retool with a nice pick axe and riding crop). That gave boyfriend the chance to escape, and cops say they found him "cowering naked" in some bushes outside the home when they arrived.
Now the only torture tool that may be available to Robinson for some time to come is your garden-variety hoosegow shank, as she faces charges of assault with a deadly weapon, false imprisonment, corporal injury, and "making terrorist threats" (I thought we weren't supposed to say "terrorism" anymore?).
As usual, the cops offered up a bit of wisdom to help us everyday citizens grasp the nature of the alleged crime: "This was a case of a woman scorned," crowed police spokesman Erica Hall. And while the cops may not believe me, I actually understood that fact fairly early on in reading this story. You might say that Robinson had me at hot wax.
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