Well, at least neither teacher is accused of banging five of her male students in an "orgy" at her home. That was last week. This week, we get (1) a "Toilet Teacher" in Connecticut who forced her students to clean the school shithouse if they wanted the privilege of using the facilities, and (2) a teacher in Arizona accused of having a student feel her up (although she claims she "only" made out with the boy). (Links at bottom).Maybe next we'll get some lady teacher who rolls both concepts into one and makes students cook lunch in the cafeteria while Teach excuses herself to the boiler room to "only" steal a few kisses from little Dickie Pole...
She Just Wanted to Teach Them an "Important Lesson"
Talk about making a kid want to hold it in. In Catherine Saur's art class in Hartford, Connecticut, the price of admission to the school shithouse over the past two years has been that you first give that latrine a good and thorough cleaning -- toilets and all.
And if you thought you could get away with just giving the ol' head a quick once-over, you'd be thinkin' wrong. Ms. Saur expected a professional clean job on the can, just like a janitor would render. Students were armed with paper towels and cleaning bleach before being sent in for the dirty deed. (What, no rubber gloves?!?)
It didn't even matter if neither Number 1 nor Number 2 was on the child's mind: Ms. Saur's rule applied "even if they only went to the bathroom to wash their hands."
My, how sanitary! I wonder how many students avoided washing their grubby little paws before lunch just to avoid Ms. Saur's cruel crapper duty.
Regardless, the shit really hit the school toilet at a recent "emergency" PTO meeting, where "nearly two dozen parents" showed up to complain about Ms. Saur's powder room practices.
One peeved parent named Jane Russell (not the buxom Hollywood A-Lister) said her son had an allergic reaction to the bleach cleaner. Crowed Russell about the pee-dicament: "That's not acceptable! You shouldn't be cleaning the toilet. That's the custodian's job!"
Another parent named Archie Bunker was equally steamed: "They made my little girl clean the tur-let!", shouted Arch.
Although Ms. Saur has now become Johnny on the Spot, this Miss Priss of the Privy is refusing any comment in defense of her sudatorium shenanigans. It's also not clear whether or not the school will force her to shut down her little sweat room charades.
However, at least one parent has rushed to Ms. Saur's defense faster than a so-called hand washin' in a Mississippi shithouse. PTO secretary Nancy Moreaux said Ms. Saur "was only trying to teach kids an important lesson":
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat," spouted the obviously demented Moreaux.
"I ONLY Kissed Him!"
That was the defense of 26-year-old Arizona teacher Christie Elliott (pictured above -- the one not cleaning a toilet bowl) to charges that she had one of her English students do just a little bit more than polish her apple. Prosecutors in Vail, Arizona say Ms. Elliott "had her 15-year-old pupil touch her intimately and sent him inappropriate texts."
Pulling a stunt straight out of the Bill Clinton playbook, Elliott was quick to put forward her own version of the "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman" defense. Says Elliott: "I only kissed him! We shared a kiss and during that kiss I had sexual thoughts."
Elliott's admission that she, at the very least, did slip the young lad the ol' tongue has managed to buy her a nice little plea bargain: In exchange for some of the charges against her being dropped, she's pled guilty to aggravated assault of a minor.
Now Elliott's facing the reality of having to steal her kisses from a different lookin' sort of Butch inside the ladies' state pokey. She could be sent up the river for two years and "will also have to register as a sex offender."
But Elliott should look on the bright side: At least in the ladies' lockup, I don't think the hacks make the babe cons clean the shitter before they can use it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1390583/Ex-teacher-Christie-Elliott-faces-years-prison-inappropriate-relationship-student-15.html#
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