Monday, May 9, 2011

"Maybe He Should Buy Flowers Next Time": New York Mom Goes Hardcore Wrestling Match on Dad Who Forgets Mother's Day, Clocks Him on Skull w/ Giant Pot!





Look at this poor dude on the right. He's 28-year-old Charmean Allen, and maybe he can learn a lesson from this: When a mom or baby mama says she doesn't want anything for Mother's Day or says that Mother's Day isn't a big deal, she's lying. And if you take those kinds of statements at face value, you could end up in a world of hurt. Just ask Charmean.

There's no "allegedly" about it. Charmean's baby mama Aretavia Kimbrough (also 28) came right out and admitted it to cops (link at bottom). It all started on Sunday morning, when boyfriend Charmean got a little 7:00 a.m. wakeup call from Aretavia that he wasn't quite expecting. The two have reportedly been "together" for several years and had their first child (a boy) eighth months ago.

Aretaria reportedly got Charmean's sleepy ass up early that morning and demanded to know where her Mother's Day gift was. And cops say she came armed and dangerous, holding sonny in one arm and a big cooking pot ("the kind you cook corn in") in the other. Charmean says he "immediately realized he was in trouble." Ya think?

It seems Charmean had forgotten about Mother's Day and was therefore empty handed in response to mama's inquiry. Bad move, because mama reportedly took to bashing daddy right in the head with the big pot, "leaving him with a 4-inch gash and a big lump on his head."

"I hit him with the pot, and I'm glad I did," Aretavia reporetdly spouted to the cops. Apparently, it wasn't just this isolated incident that set her off: "I've been with him for seven years, and he never bought me nothing!," she said. So when there was no gift on her first Mothers Day as a mama, that was the last straw, it appears.

Now mama may have to toss her pots around in the sort of mess hall they make you visit three times a day when you're not in your cell. That's because when cops showed up at the apartment, they busted Aretavia and took the "crazed-looking" woman to the can even though Charmean did not want to press any charges against his baby mama. She now faces domestic violence charges.

And it seems that mama's little stay in the freezer really messed up her old man's Mother's Day intentions. He now says that he really did plan to get her gifts and take her out that day, but he's been foiled: "I was going to get her balloons and candy and take her to dinner. But I can't take her to dinner because the police aren't releasing her."

As for the loving couple: It could be Splitsville. Said daddy: "She has a little bit of a temper, I'd say. This is probably the end for us." But somehow I doubt that. Not after all that talk about taking mama out and showering her with gifts once she gets out the hoosegow. And forget the balloons and candy: It sounds to me like the very first gift should be a brand new cooking pot.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/staten_island/mother_daze_for_pop_after_lover_wbLBC2SIsneFCjL5ubv5GM