This story reminds me of Larry David's "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and the episode (video at bottom) in which his wife accuses him of being "obsessed with t*ts" after he yells out "TITMOUSE" and jumps on a counter at the sight of a common house mouse. The wife's accusation also followed earlier behavior in which Larry was talking to young kids about "t*ts" and "feeling up" another woman's "t*ts" -- both of which he had an explanation for, BTW.
Maybe Larry's twin is running around doing boob jobs in Henrico, Virginia, since the linked story describes a local plastic surgeon who was supposed to be making an innocent presentation about plastic surgery, but instead let nine-year-olds feel up some fake breasts last week at the Shady Grove Elementary School as a part of "career day."
No, the fake boobs were not attached to a woman at the time, but that reportedly didn't stop the little kids from having a good time fondling the breast implants offered up by the surgeon in what's being described as an impromptu session of "show and tell." Students are reportedly trying to defend this little grope session, calling it "informative." Yep, that would be one way of putting it.
Meantime some parents are reportedly "angry" and "demanding answers" because they (as the linked story puts it) "feel things went a bit too far" and "sent the wrong message." Gee, ya think?!?
The angry parents have also reportedly been making a lot of noise on Facebook concerning the incident. Said one of them: "I'm still shocked and appalled that my 9-year-old saw and touched a breast." Another parent just wanted some advance notice of the breast lesson, which apparently would have made it OK ("That should have been discussed before presenting to the children").
Other comments from the mad parents were equally entertaining, conjuring up for me the old phrase, "no $hit, Sherlock." Said one parent: "Career day sure isn't what it once was." Another parent said she was "thankful her daughter missed career day this year." Said another: "I think they're a little young to be having this discussion."
At least one mother, however, was reportedly unconcerned that her little boy had touched a fake can at school: "I think if he was talking about it in the medical sense and trying to explain to him that sometimes this happens to people then I'm comfortable with that."
I have to concur: It's never too young to teach nine-year-olds the important lessons in life, such as the fact that not every broad's rack is real. Put that one right up there with the multiplication table and the color wheel.
As for the good doctor, he was reportedly unavailable for comment on the story and wouldn't answer his phone. Maybe he was hiding in a closet after seeing a titmouse?
http://www.nbc12.com/story/14391026/elementary-students-feel-breast-implants
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