Cops say this birthday suit-wearing bum "paraded around for several minutes while engaging in strange behavior of a sexual nature." Put another way: He was struttin' around masturbating.
That's right: Cuddlin' the ol' Kielbasa! And as this twinkie tweakin' tramp marched to the beat, so to speak, he also completely ransacked the preschool for no good reason.
I say that because if you watch the video above, there appeared to be no rhyme nor reason to any of this weasel whackin' weirdo's behavior. He seems to be wandering around aimlessly in circles, all the while using the force on Darth Vader.
Cops say this hog hackin' hobo did manage to put his hands on something other than just his Johnson, scurrying off with some keys and a bit of money from the preschool. Wow, that's just great.
Now with the keys in hand along with his Peter Parker, this king crowning creep may have access to the 3 and 4 year-olds at the preschool. They damn well better be planning to change the locks.
And either this flagpole varnishing vagrant is a repeat offender when it comes to being a Bonzo boppin' bandit, or else we have a third one of these naked nimrods on our hands. That's because cops say a very similar rifle cleaning incident went down at this same preschool last November.
L.A. cops ask that you give them a buzz if you know or have seen the bacon slakin' scumjob shown on the video. Let's just hope cops slap the cuffs on this salami slappin' scuzjacket before he has a chance to pull another one of his shellaleigh shellackin' sashays.
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