Friday, March 18, 2011

Give Me Your Damn Tax Refund OR ELSE, Pastor From Hell Allegedly Tells His "Flock"! What Is It With These Houston Preachers?




Rector? They'll damn near kill her! First we had the original "punchin' preacher" – legendary two-time heavyweight boxing champion and Houston native George Foreman – and now it's Houston pastor John Goodman (top picture) who's really reeking some holy havoc (allegedly). Those two should fight each other or something.

Anyway, it's tax season! And you know that means, don't you? Fork that refund on over to maniacal man of God Goodman (allegedly) or else! Goodman's parishioners at the Houston Unity Baptist Church told local Fox reporter Isiah Carey that this hotheaded Holy Joe (allegedly) first grilled his "flock" over how many would be turning over their refunds.

When not enough church members agreed to buck up, this demented Doctor of Divinity (allegedly) apparently flew into a rage and reportedly even cut off the flocksters' Communion Rite – refusing to give it!

Just for good measure, this deranged Madman of the Cloth (allegedly) is said to have taken to calling members of his flock "devils" and "demons" if they were among the ones not chucking over their tax refunds. Talk about the Padre calling the kettle black!

This rash reverend (allegedly) reportedly admits that he asked if anyone in the congregation wanted to contribute their tax refund to the church, adding that the joint needs a new parking lot.

This volatile vicar (allegedly) is also admitting to withholding the wafers from the flock, but he claims there's no "Body of Spite" involved and that tax refunds had nothing to do with it. He blames it instead on "undisclosed internal issues." Which begs the question: The flock's internal issues, or the pastor's?

http://www.myfoxhouston.com/dpp/news/local/110315-pastor-calls-flock-devils-demons#

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/03/17/churchgoers-say-pastor-denied-communion-refused-hand-tax-refunds/#