Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Who Says Larry King Has No Viewers? His Wife Loves to Watch Him While She Bangs Their Boys' Little League Coach (Allegedly).


(Story linked below). What's with some of these little league coaches? It reminds of Walter Matthau's Coach Buttermaker character (pictured immediately above) from the original "Bad News Bears." He would get falling down drunk while throwing batting practice to the kids and supplied them with beer after they almost won the big championship game. That brings us to the Larry King story. There, the little league coach (31-year-old Hector Penate) -- whose team includes the two sons of Larry King and his 51-year-old wife Shawn Southwick (pictured above) -- alleges that he (Penate) had a torrid affair with Southwick that often included the two of them gettin' it on in King's own bed. Said Penate: "We had sex in Larry's bed -- a lot. I had sex with Shawn while Larry was on TV. Our sex life was real good."

But before you feel too sorry for old Larry (whose now 76): Penate claims that King didn't really care that Penate was bangin' King's wife since King was more focused on his own affair with his wife's sister, 45-year-old Shannon Engemann! King's alleged indifference, according to Penate, even manifested itself in the form of King co-signing for Penate on an apartment lease. "She [wife Southwick] controlled him," Penate said. "He just sat there and signed it."

The real mystery here: Why in the hell are King and Southwick still married (heck, why did they even get married in the first place, since King allegedly really wanted the sister, and Southwick allegedly likes her men to be 45 years younger than King)? The story reports that while the couple was headed towards divorce as of last week, now the divorce is on hold! Maybe King's afraid of losing that one loyal viewer (actually make it two) that he still has?

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/kings_coach_reached_home_a4bhwuc2r7apdAJjiWQ6BL

2 comments:

  1. BTW, While I do like to post about wild and crazy crime and celebrity stories (because it's both entertaining to me and to readers), never let it be said that this blog is not first and foremost devoted to advancing the cause of Independent politics! And under that theme, check out my post tonight on The Fabulous Tigerboard.com Politics Board (I really like this post, because it expresses my way of looking at things fairly well, if I did say so myself): http://www.tigerboard.com/boards/missouri-tigers.php?message=7522377

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  2. Also BTW, this viewpoint garners me few friends. Frankly, since I've started expressing myself about 13 months ago, I have lost several old friends forever and, it seems, a few family members too. But I'm sorry, I truly believe in my Independence, and I will not take a step back from it. Ever. If you don't like me or if you loathe me, I don't care -- Free up your mind for once in your life.

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