Saturday, March 13, 2010

So What Makes a Dude Officially "Undateable"? (And Why Can't I Wear My Sunglasses at Night?)

That's the subject of a new book (titled, you guessed it, "Undateable") that comes out on Tuesday (link to New York Post story below). Apparently according to the book, some of the things that can make a guy undateable include, but are certainly not limited to, the following:

-Crude and/or out-of-style clothing.
-Wearing sunglasses at night or indoors.
-Use of satin sheets.
-Ed Hardy wear.
-"Girlie," emo, Gothic or faux-hawk hairstyle.
-Gold chains.
-Repeatedly swiping condiments from restaurant tables (but apparently once or twice is OK).
-Sporting guylights, mandanas and/or jorts.
-Using bluetooth outside your car.
-Novelty belt buckles.
-Cellphone holsters.
-Jean shorts.
-Bad toupee.

Interesting list. For the record, I would never wear a toupee. But apart from that, I got no comment over here.