Glee: "Sick Soccer Mom" in New York Is Ecstatic to Discover She Could Afford a Hit Man's Price to Whack Out Her Hubbie.

(Seems she had previously "lamented she could only afford to maim him"). But the Glee Turns to Glum when she finds out the hit man she propositioned was actually an undercover cop. (Aren't they always? Damn pesky police.) And just for good measure, it's alleged she was Bangin' the Boss at work behind hubbie's back. I wonder if Boss was to be the next hit (since he had apparently just given the woman her walking papers -- the ingrate). In the immortal words of Sheriff Buford T. Justice: "Nice Lady."

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