(Linked story below). You have to love the writing style of New York Post stories. They use my kinda language. Choice selections from the linked story include:- " 'Jersey Shore' slugger to get the ax."
- "Tanked teacher . . . is being bounced."
- "Officials will soon mail Ferro his pink slip, which gives him 30 days' notice before he's technically knocked out."
- [My personal favorite]: Ferro sought "to silence Snooki with a sucker-punch right to the kisser."
- An MTV promotional video brought "scrutiny to the then-anonymous brute."
Great stuff. The only things missing that might have made this story complete would be worked-in references to "giving the business," "why you, I oughtta," "rough-housing," and the phrase "what gives." Include just two of those delicious gems, and the story would have had me at Hello.
(BTW, I am appropriately pre-judging this slimeball with my above remarks: He's already been found guilty of assault in a criminal court of law -- which begs the question: how did this bully last so long on his job as a high school teacher before said school lowered the boom? School's Got Some 'Splaining to Do, methinks).
Important Postscript: Kids -- NEVER strike a female.
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