"Freeburg [Illinois] Midgets to Keep Controversial Name" for High School Mascot. And That's Not All from the P-C Police Blotter...

In related news, the Springfield Stewardesses have similarly announced no name change for them either. But they have conceded to opponents that they will no longer speak Jive during medical emergencies.

Elsewhere, the Toledo Terrorists say they'll consider a name change, but only if the media produces credible evidence of their motive.

Meantime the King County Kraut-Micks have also attached conditions to any future name change, stating (and I quote):  "We ain't doin' shit while you still gots the Notre Dame Fightin' Irish."  Has anyone ever considered cutting off the booze to these bastards?

Lastly, the Bingham Big Tits have agreed to an accommodation with their critics. The boobs will undergo reduction before Week 1, and the team will replace their traditional V-neck uniforms with big frumpy pantsuits inspired by the Hilary campaign.

And until next time, that's all the P-C news that's correct for me to print.

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