KFC says "there are no plans to add the fatty fried treat to menus in U.S. stores," as this little culinary delight named the "Double Down Dog" is currently only offered in the Philippines.
Gee, how surprising. As I'm sure KFC knows full well, just imagine all the U.S. food police creeps, Michelle and all, who would come out the woodwork to have the Double Down Dog banned if it was sold here -- Since most of us are too stupid and incapable, after all, of making our own dietary choices, either for ourselves or for our children.
But that doesn't mean a Rager can't improvise over here! So this week I goes to a gas station and a MacDonalds (and not even to knock over either joint) and got me a few hot dogs and MacChickens...
Using a chicken patty as a wrap for a wiener -- and a little horseradish, cheese, mustard and relish later -- it's a big KABOOM!: An instant Double Down Dog ready to go down my piehole faster than an Imelda Marcos shoe purchase.
For good measure, I inhaled a couple more homemade Double Down Dogs as a part of the same sitting (my pic below), just to round out a threesome. And to think, I've lived to tell of the ordeal! Why don't ya ban that shit, leftists.
http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-kfc-double-down-dog-20150126-story.html
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