Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Fried Egg: Heart (& Belly) Warmin' New Details Emerge Concerning Captain Kangaroo's Last Meal on Earth. And It Had a Decidedly A-M (If Fundamentally Flawed) Flavor...
Well, he did Captain a morning show, after all! According to the linked accounts, the Good Cap'n's Last Supper consisted of a hearty breakfast platter consisting of eggs over easy, biscuits and gravy, and waffles. And while I don't mean to quibble with the Beloved Old Captain's culinary choices, I must nitpick a lick over here...
Sorry, but there are myriad preferential methods to grub up eggs rather than over easy. Gimme sunny side up, soft-boiled, scrambled or poached any day of the week over a lazy-ass, two-sided grill job.
And while I have been known to favor a good dollop (or 12 or 13) of gravy over my eggs, save your damn biscuits and waffles, El Capitan (that's way too many empty carbs, there, Chris Christie).
Too, just what kind of self-respecting breakfast Diner-diner ever takes his huevos down the hole without a good meat member? My personal prerogatives fancy a good pound steak, or leastways a ham hock or zany little bacon package.
Last but not least, never forget the grits, butter and salt to round out the attraction, Mr. Marsupial. So R-I-P, but Please DO practice your breakfast bona fides for the next life, ya screwy sumbitch, ya.
http://www.wrcbtv.com/story/27837974/ga-vietnam-vet-loses-bid-to-stop-execution-on-ptsd-claim
http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-georgia-execution-andrew-brannan-20150113-story.html