Take a look at this holy bevy of charges, many of which I gotta think are felonious: (1) Arson; (2) Criminal Mischief; (3) Damage to Property; (4) Theft; and (5) Possession of Stolen Property; and (6) Probation Violations.
ALL THAT just for trying to cleanse himself in the Waters of the Lord down at the St. Mary's Catholic Church in Ontario, Canada? Well, he did also allegedly swipe a rosary (what's that, like 10 bucks?!) and try to start a fire (unsuccessfully), but C'Mon!
I might understand if this 26-year-old pie-eyed parishioner had tried to use the Holy Water Trough as a piss-pot or something, but there's simply no indication of anything like that.
I say make him pay restitution for the rosary, clean up the little mess he made, and have him wash down the Holy Water Trough back in the vestibule with a brillo pad and garden hose.
In short, put the joint back to where it was before this filthy follower got his bath on. OR, just toss his dirty bathin' baptismal ass in the hoosegow for 10 years, Canada, if you really have only one oar in the holy water.
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/police-shirtless-drunk-man-took-bath-in-holy-water/28222036
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