I'm talkin' about a dating site specially devoted to all of the idiots out there, like those of us here in here in flyover territory, who obviously ain't so bright. We're people too, ya know, even if we don't happen to be exactly what ya might call flaming wits or regular rocket scientists. We need a MatchesForMorons.com. And we needed it yesterday, damn you.
And because I'm predicting that we'll see such a site crop up before too long, I'm already toiling away on a personal profile for this new site for nimrods. Here's what I gots so far:
"White Nitwit Neanderthal Seeks Hot Little Number with the Charisma of a Cartoonish Charicature And Who Ain't the Sharpest Knife in the Ol' Drawer. Broads with IQs over 60 OR bra sizes under Double D Need NOT Apply. Bubble-headed Bazonga Babes Welcome. Shoot Me a Line, Go Head Shoot, If You Be a Desirous Dummy Dish."
What well-endowed embecile could possibly resist a charmer like Rager after reading my online ad? No one. That's who.
So I'm beggin' ya Match.com and National Council on Disabilities -- throw us simple-minded retards a damn bone over here! Us dim-bulbed dolts needs alls the helps we can gets.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/06/25/mensa-match-online-dating-geniuses/11348115/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2668380/Now-thats-genius-idea-Match-com-Mensa-create-dating-site-people-high-IQ-scores.html
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