This 14-year-old in Athens, Georgia must be taking a cue from new NYC mayor Bill "I Ain't No Morning Person" de Blasio, because dude really likes his beauty sleep. To the tune of already being tardy to school 30 times this school year after sleeping in over and over again (link below). And we're only in November!
But finally recently, Mama had had enough! So Mama says to Sonny (she says, she says) (paraphrasing), "Boy get your ass out that bed or I'm gonna toss a bucket of water on ya!"
And don't say Mama wasn't warned: Sonny's reported response was to tell Mama that he was gonna "tear up" the joint if so much as one drop of water found its way on to his slothful carcass.
Apparently figurin' that this at least would be one way to get the lazy lad out of the sack, Mama reared back and tossed said water right on the boy! And that's when all hell broke loose...
Sure enough, Mama had succeeded in finally getting the boy up, but this Grumpy Gus immediately started acting as if he'd gotten up on the wrong side of the bed. For starters, Sonny allegedly clinched his wet fist and look a big swipe at a damn window! But that was just a warm-up...
Next Sonny allegedly took to tossing around various sundry "household items." This included a big vase, which Sonny trashed (says Mama). And Sonny just wouldn't give it a rest, allegedly capping off the episode by ripping down a wall mirror and bashing it to the ground!
Fortunately for Sonny, he may now be getting plenty of extra time for sleepin', as cops delivered him a wake-up call in the form of criminal charges ("as an unruly child") and possible detention in Juvie. I just want to be a fly on the wall when Sonny gets a load of that first 7:00 a.m. head count.
http://onlineathens.com/blotter/2013-11-05/athens-teen-dislikes-getting-out-bed
"I'm Only Sleeping": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MMDugt8ZRk
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