I think this dude had brain freeze before he even went in the joint. Cops in Long Island say 59-year-old William Hotz had the hots for some free cold eats last week down at the Carvel ice cream parlor. But when a female worker gave Hotz a chilly reception, a 21st Century cold war broke out right there in the damn store (allegedly)!
It seems Hotz (pictured above/link below) was looking to use an old coupon to get his cone for free. But nothin' doing on that frosty front! One of the broads who worked there reportedly told Hotz no dice since the coupon was expired. This soft serve lovin' Hotz suddenly owed $3.50, and he apparently was none too happy about the sorbet situation...
Cops say the alleged pistachio poacher grabbed the cone without paying and made a stone cold scurry for the exits. When the broad confronted the ice cream creep outside, he allegedly clocked her one right in the kisser. But Hotz was just getting warmed up at that point (allegedly)...
Cops say this rocky road rogue Hotz next took to punching the female dessert dish several more times in the mush, resulting in a swollen face and a pie hole that looked something like a banana split.
And when cops showed up, it wasn't like this Hotz was gonna melt like so many fudge sundaes. The neopolitan numskull allegedly resisted arrest, "flailing his arms about and twisting his body" out of cops' reach.
Cops were finally able to put Hotz on ice and scoop his vanilla ass down to the local freezer. And that free cone may turn out to be one of the most expensive ice creams in history, as Hotz faces robbery charges and an extended stay in the icehouse. Wonder if he at least got his coupon back?
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Ice-Cream-Store-Theft-Valley-Stream-Holtz-Arrest-205741841.html?gg
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