UN-intendo: "Family Finds Hardcore Porn on 5-Year-Old's Christmas Gift" -- a Nintendo 3DS! Now, THAT Combination Sure Conjures Up Some Sick Imagery...

This story (link below) is proof positive that some things should never be mixed. American politicians and decent human beings. Burning smokes and Alabama shithouses. Kim Kardashian and talent competitions.  And never: The video game and porn industries.

I just think of some of the hottest video game releases of 2012: Games like Analogue: A Hate Story, Mass Effect 3, Final Fantasy XIII-2, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2, Dragon's Dogma, Kid Icarus: Uprising, Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning, Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater, Tales From Space: Mutant Blobs Attack, and Thomas Was Alone...

Can you just imagine the rotten ruckus that the purveyors of porn might raise if they got their sticky little paws on some of those titles?  One can just ponder the carnal carnage:

•  Anal-Log: A Hole Story


• Ass Affect Me


• Anal Fanny-See XXX


• Call of Booty: Back Ops Screw


• Dragon's Log(in)Ma


• Kid Stick-Er-Ass: Uprising


• Kingdongs of Amateur: Erectioning


• Meet My Rear: Solid Snake In-Her


• Tails From Space: Mutant Boobs And Racks


• Thomas Was a Load

Now that's just sick. It's sick. We don't need that sort of thing around here.

http://www.9news.com/news/article/306990/339/Family-finds-racy-photos-on-5-year-olds-Christmas-gift