Friday, July 6, 2012

Keeping It Real? British Mom & Family Lament that 14-Year-Old Daughter Might Buck Family Tradition by NOT Getting Big Fake Boobs!


Maybe she just wants to be the rack sheep of the family. But Mama and four of her daughters say that youngest daughter Britney Marshall (pictured above with 53-year-old Mama Chantal and the other daughters) is just "going through a funny phase at the moment." And for a 14-year-old girl like Britney, of course, that can mean a lot of things: Such as starting to take an acute interest in boys. Or not feeling much like doing her homework. Or being oblivious to extracurricular activities. Or even -- apparently -- not being overly interested in getting a big giant boob job.  The lack of motivation in teenagers these days!

You see, in the Marshall family (links to full story at bottom), getting a huge fake balcony is as much of a rite of passage, it seems, as graduating grade school, going on a first date, or getting a drivers license.  Mama and four of her daughters (see immediately below) have all enhanced their headlights at various times to the tune of racks ranging in size from 32DD to 34HH (see second from right below -- Good Grief!).  If you're keeping score at home, that adds up to "13 operations, nearly six pints of silicon," and almost $80,000 expended.

And now Mama and the sisters are reportedly putting the full-can press on young Britney to encourage her to start saving up for a honker job of her own.  For the moment, however, Britney is telling them to bust off, saying she "has absolutely no desire to have breast implants":

"I'm too young to be thinking about having a boob job -- I just want to work hard in school," said the 14-year-old rebel.  "I believe a girl should do what she wants and at the moment I don't want to get a boob job," added the stubborn little ingrate.  Mama ain't none too happy, neither. As UK's Daily Mail reports: "This disturbing state of affairs has left [Mama] Chantal, who had great hopes for her young child, wondering where she has gone wrong."

But Mama ain't quite ready to thrown in the proverbial trainer bra just yet.  First noting that Britney "doesn't really have what I would say are boobs," Mama says she's fully encouraging Britney "to follow in her sisters' footsteps" (shouldn't that be their "bra straps"?) by getting a nice big set of fake gazongas.  Reasons Mama:  "I really love the fake look of my [other] girls and I know Britney will go that way when she's a bit older."  No pressure, though -- really.

Apparently Mama will be patient, for now, just so long as as Britney gets her head (and fake melons) on straight in time to go out partying and to get the ol' drink on with Mama and the other girls.  Spouted Mama:  "Obviously at 14, Britney's too young to go out drinking. But we know it won't be long before she's coming out on the town with us. I can't wait!But the world can, Mama. And here's hoping Britney can too.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4407048/Mother-Chantal-Marshall-and-her-4-girls-have-13-boob-ops-now-she-wants-one-for-daughter-14.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168513/Britney-Marshall-Meet-14-year-old-unlike-mother-sisters-refusing-breast-implants.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/05/britney-marshall-breast-implants_n_1650663.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

12 comments:

  1. Britney has a very nice rack just like it is, I hope she stays strong and resists the pressure of her obviously demented mother and sisters!

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  2. I'm glad you made that comment. I didn't think it was appropriate for me to make it since I'm male and she's underage. But the thought did occur to me.

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  3. You're a good man, Charlie Brown =)

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  4. Actually, he was portrayed as stinkin' it up pretty bad. And always had a big pile of dust and debris following him around everywhere. So I sort of identified with the little guy. Not sure if any of that's very cute, but that's not for me to judge.

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  5. I always felt that he was the underdog, and I always root for the underdog. I think Charlie Brown and Co. underestimated PigPen......

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  6. He would have helped his cause if hadn't gone 'round be so damn raunchy all the time. It's hard for most to get past a giant dirt cloud following a dude around no matter where he goes.

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  7. But he was always so happy, wasn't he? I think he was oblivious about his offensive odor....you know, his stank. haha!

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  8. I don't really recall him having any emotions. Now I probably haven't watched a peanuts TV special in 30 years, and I'm always amazed all the particulars I can recall from back then and also all the things people tell me I've forgotten.

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  9. Next one up is probably, "The Great Pumpkin" so we'll have to wait till Halloween to figure it out =)

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  10. I always liked the one when he served up a pile of toast and popcorn for his friends to eat, and then Peppermint Patty went crazy. By my experience and way of thinking, those ain't such bad eats. I never understood that episode.

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