Friday, July 6, 2012
Keeping It Real? British Mom & Family Lament that 14-Year-Old Daughter Might Buck Family Tradition by NOT Getting Big Fake Boobs!
You see, in the Marshall family (links to full story at bottom), getting a huge fake balcony is as much of a rite of passage, it seems, as graduating grade school, going on a first date, or getting a drivers license. Mama and four of her daughters (see immediately below) have all enhanced their headlights at various times to the tune of racks ranging in size from 32DD to 34HH (see second from right below -- Good Grief!). If you're keeping score at home, that adds up to "13 operations, nearly six pints of silicon," and almost $80,000 expended.
"I'm too young to be thinking about having a boob job -- I just want to work hard in school," said the 14-year-old rebel. "I believe a girl should do what she wants and at the moment I don't want to get a boob job," added the stubborn little ingrate. Mama ain't none too happy, neither. As UK's Daily Mail reports: "This disturbing state of affairs has left [Mama] Chantal, who had great hopes for her young child, wondering where she has gone wrong."
Apparently Mama will be patient, for now, just so long as as Britney gets her head (and fake melons) on straight in time to go out partying and to get the ol' drink on with Mama and the other girls. Spouted Mama: "Obviously at 14, Britney's too young to go out drinking. But we know it won't be long before she's coming out on the town with us. I can't wait!" But the world can, Mama. And here's hoping Britney can too.