And so it goes that 19-year-olds Tiffany Jacobs (on left above) and Alvina Leiba (right above) reportedly got on the blower last week and ordered two Pizza Hut pizzas, 14 chicken wings and an apple pie. Only problem? No dough to pay for them eats. So they gots to thinking...
The "large framed" Tiffany says her companion gave her a sinister Ninja getup -- black clothing, mask and all -- as the two concocted a plan to try "scare" the deliveryman into dropping the pizza and running away. And just for added realism, apparently, Tiffany reportedly snatched a big bat from a neighbor's yard in order to wield during the daring encounter.
Here's how the kooky scheme went down: When deliveryman Brian Healy showed up, the non-costumed Alvina allegedly told him to put the goods on a table inside the door while she feigned needing to rustle up enough money to pay him off. And then: ENTER NINJA!
Healy says he then left and called the cops, while Tiffany and Alvina reportedly hid out in the woods until they thought the coast was clear. By morning, this diligent duo must have been really famished, thus explaining why they allegedly returned to the home and polished off all the grub the deliveryman had left the night before!
After cops tossed this pizza-lovin' pair in the hoosegow, they reportedly couldn't stop "laughing profusely about the situation." Alvina even allegedly claimed to still be "so hungry" that she planned to knock over a McDonald's after she and her companion get out of the can (you just can't make this stuff up). My only advice to them for that piece of work: Ditch the Ninja and don the attire of a big purple Grimace. That thing always creeped me out.
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ReplyDeleteHmmmm, that seemed like a good plan, that should have worked! ha! I think delivery people should be allowed to carry tasers. And bus drivers too. Not heavy duty tasers, just some tiny ones that deliver a little jolt, just a quick 're-start' to the numbnuts who need it =)
ReplyDeleteBut in this instance, the deliveryman had no trouble fending off the faux hardcore duo with his bare hands. Methinks Ninja Gaiden Broad needs to work on her baseball swing.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the heavy cloaks weighed her down? Those ninja garbs are pretty constricting, you know. hehe =)
ReplyDeleteMethinks being weighted down by clothes is probably the last of Tiffany's weighty worries.
ReplyDeleteI've gotta say too, that I'm a little disappointed in her name - Tiffany. It's not fear inducing at all. Tiffany is a princess, or a ridiculously expensive jewelry store....NOT a ninja! You see my point, right?
ReplyDeleteShe might want to think about adopting a street name. Something like Cruella The Butcher or some such.
ReplyDeleteYES! And she could use same name and go into pro wrestling, but she's gonna have to work on her skillz first - you can't turn tail and run in the ring when the going gets tough!
ReplyDeleteThat's more like in boxing or UFC. In wrestling, it's a common tactic for the antagonist to take off running when the going gets tough.
ReplyDeleteDammit, I was way off. I need to watch more wrestling, obviously.
ReplyDeleteForgetaboutit. I hardly ever watch wrestling anymore. Ever since Vince McMahon bought both WCW and ECW in the early 2000s (meaning no more real competition), that business has sucked a big, huge, deformed Yokozuna ass.
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