...The leftists say it's somehow healthier to sit on the pot to pee and "it decreases the likelihood of puddles" (link below). Two questions:
1. Are concerns over excess and messy pissing really all that pressing now that the leftists have banned large soft drinks in New York City?
2. Will the leftists next mandate that we all shit while standing up?
(Wink to Marty Funkhouser).
http://dailycaller.com/2012/06/13/separate-and-unequal-swedish-left-party-says-men-should-urinate-sitting-down/
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Postscript: As might be easily ascertained, Rager Don't Like Leftists. My only other problem: The deranged right-winger freaks can kiss my ass just as Equally! It don't add up to very many friends on the Net, truth be told, but ALL kidding aside: It's the ONLY way that I know how to be -- Because it is me.
ReplyDeleteSo, are they going to have cops in the bathrooms to make sure the guys sit down? And if so, what kind of crappy job is that?! You know you've hit bottom when you get assigned as the Potty Cop! haha! Bye, bye urinals =)
ReplyDeleteThe cop would have to sit there and see which way the feet were pointed under the stall. It's do-able, but sounds ridiculous. Just like most far leftist ideas to control every little detail of the way we live our everyday lives.
ReplyDeleteWill guys need to tip them? You know how you're supposed to tip the towel lady in the bathroom?? I've never been in a bathroom that had a towel lady, by the way...I'm only speaking from my experience of watching it in the movies! haha!
ReplyDeleteKramer's Mama was a restroom maiden. I've been to a few night club joints over the years that had a dude in the shithouse who'd hand you a towel and help out with the paw washing. I did tip, under the theory of "when in Rome" plus who's not gonna tip some dude who has to work in damn shithouse?
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah, that's right! I remember that episode of Seinfeld =) Yes, that shithouse dude most def deserves a tip, and a hefty one at that!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking it was probably two or three bucks, which is more than I give to the hobos (although that's mainly because I typically have little cash in my wallet).
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